Something to Talk About (2018)

Mission 125: Mad World [Unimportant]
"unimportant, i know we're all going to die soon, so i bought you a present to congratulate you on a job well" Jakey holds out a plate, on top of which rests a freshly-made IHOP smiley stack. "..." "..." "i-i-i it i-" Tears from Unimportant's eyes mix with the rain, as she takes in the gift. "how could i forget; even in this world of darkness and evil, there will always be light that shines through, for evil cannot exist without good" "exactly" "this stack of panakes has opened my eyes; i must dedicate myself not to destroying all life, but to preserving that which is good" Unimportant begins to eat the smiley stack as the skies clear up. The sun shines down as she chews her pancakes, a smile forming on her face for the first time in as long as she can remember. The darkness has cleared, and a new chaptour of Unimportant's life has begun. Michelle walks up and pats Jakey on the back. "take me home"
[reward: respect +/'I Just Beat Something to Talk About and All I Got Was This Stupid' t-shirt/THE END]