CHAPTOUR ONE:
A line of three women waits outside the Kathy Magazine Canadian HQ for the arrival of the magazine's namesake, so that they can receive an interview to hopefully become Kathy's intern. At the crack of noon, Kathy enters through the front door and puts up a sign reading 'INTERN AUDITIONS TODAY; NO GHOSTS ALLOWED'. "REALLY" Claire throws her arms into the air and storms off, upset at the blatant discrimination against the incorporeal.
"so miss uh dawn any questions before we begin the interview" "yeah the want-ad didn't mention, how much does this pay?" Kathy jabs her finger at a button on the underside of her desk, sending Dawn hurtling down a trap door, then chucks Dawn's application into the trash can. "NEXT" A young blonde woman nervously steps into Kathy's office. "so you're uh claire?" "uh no claire left once you put up the 'no ghosts allowed' sign" "oh" Kathy hucks Claire's application into the trash. "so you are the final applicant, miss sara gagnon" "it looks that way yes" "any questions before we begin" "uh no" "sign this" Kathy pulls a form out of her desk. "'the party or parties who sign(s) this document will henceforth become the intern of one katherine emily orenstein and will be subject to all of her whims and be blamed for anything that goes wrong under kathy's leadership; further, the signer(s) of this document waive all right to fair and just compensation to their services as long as they are under the employ of the aforementioned kathy; if the signer(s) wish(es) to quit their duties as outlined by this document, the aforementioned party or parties must give two week's notice to kathy so that she may come up with ways to bar the party or parties from ever finding work again'" Sara looks up over the top of the document. "really?" "don't worry i have another one written up in the event that you actually read that one" Kathy hands Sara a second form. "why is credit card number a blank on here" "oh you noticed that? pay it no mind; we can discuss that later"