official holidays and birthdays and such:
note: i can't be bothered to look up anyone else's birthdays
JANUARY:
01: new year's!!!
FEBRUARY:
08: bran's birthday!!!
14: valentunk day!!!
MARCH:
15: saint patrick's day!!!
APRIL:
12: svart's birthday!!!
20: hitler's birthday!!!
MAY:
06: seis de mayo!!!
JUNE:
02: stevo's birthday!!!
08: blade's birthday!!!
11: jakey's birthday!!!
19: jenna's birthday!!!
25: patient's birthday!!!
JULY:
06: humble citizen's birthday!!!
23: "the world is a better place" day!!!
25: cow day, which no one ever remembers!!!
26: christmas!!!
27: boxing day!!!
AUGUST:
13: brucie's birthday!!!
SEPTEMBER:
11: national day of comedy!!!
30: peewee's birthday!!!
OCTOBER:
15: eif's birthday!!!
31: easter!!!
NOVEMBER:
07: tony's birthday!!!
DECEMBER:
21: shredd's birthday!!!
25: hanukkah!!!