Not E3 2020

sony's conference was today, on my birthday
they gave me a cake full of razorblades


so first is the PS5 itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cek8n4y7mFg

it's FUCKING UGLY AS SHIT
i hate the white
i hate the shape
i hate everything about it
at least one model has a disc slot


Insomniac is making Spider-Man 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0PI1BgaWww

but how do you fuck everything up so bad
the CONSOLE is supposed to be black
SPIDER-MAN is supposed to be white
you did it BACKWARDS


new Ratchet and Clank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Jhxtfgfuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiImwSE2RuQ

weapons look cool
but the structure and the constant hopping between dimensions looks retarded
and what the FUCK is with the creature at the end?
let's break this down:
1. it's extremely feminine
2. it looks like a lombax, except for a few features
3. it has a tail, which female lombaxes don't have
just bring back Angela you cowards
p.s. if you're going to make the series story-focused, REMEMBER WHAT YOU'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED IN-UNIVERSE
STOP RETCONNING THE BEST GAME IN THE SERIES BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FIT YOUR IDEA FOR THE FUTURE OF THE SERIES
RATCHET BEING THE "LAST OF HIS KIND"*** WAS ALWAYS RETARDED ANYWAY
THE PS3 RUINED THIS SERIES


Hitman 3 for PS5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUsLwNjoelY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIk7VdEh-R4
https://www.hitman.com/us/

>>>"HITMAN 3 is the best place to play every game in the World of Assassination trilogy. All locations from HITMAN 1 and HITMAN 2 can be imported and played within HITMAN 3 at no additional cost for existing owners – plus progression from HITMAN 2 is directly carried over into HITMAN 3 at launch."
>>>>>"plus progression from HITMAN 2 is directly carried over into HITMAN 3 at launch."
I LOVE IO INTERACTIVE
please add a college level and a proper snow level


most importantly, though, GTA V is coming out finally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge3lWzCWwMg

NOT BUYING IT AGAIN

a new Skate game was announced today at EA's thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hermlvElGf8

notice how vague they're being
they never once say "Skate 4" or "for consoles"
don't get your hopes up