Leap Day Special 2020

LEAP DAY SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"jakey what are you doing" "i'm celebrating leap day, my favourite holiday" "no one 'celebrates' leap day" "yeah it's very depressing; not a single person has wished me a happy leap day and everyone i wish a happy leap day to gives me a strange look" "so uh-" "so i'm going to leap off this skyscraper to celebrate leap day" "dude you're gonna die" "this is a pivotal point in world history: sure, i COULD die and prove everyone else right, but i am confident i will SURVIVE and prove to the world that leap day is a true holiday!!!" "yeah good luck with that" "okay here i go" Jakey does a couple warm-up squats, then leaps off the side of the building. "HAPPY LEAP DAY EVERYBODY!!!" Jakey falls and falls, safely landing in a passing truck full of pillows. "I LIVE!!! THE SPIRIT OF LEAP DAY IS REAL!!!" Bran looks on from atop the building in disbelief. "i guess he was right" Bran looks around the top of the building. "welp here i go" Bran leaps off the side of the building, falling and falling until he safely lands in a passing truck full of feathers. "i love leap day"
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