Leap Day Special 2024

LEAP DAY SPECIAL:
"man this was the best leap day ever" "it is an amazing holiday; i assume that's why the government only allows it to occur once every four years" "it's so depressing knowing we have to go four years without another leap day" "i wish it could be leap day every day" "NO!!! YOU FOOL!!! you'll entangle the leap days!!!" "what." "did you not take quantum holiday physics in school?!" "never heard of it" "if you entangle a holiday, you draw its essence from FUTURE holidays, meaning that they won't happen later" "so arbor day would be gone forever?" "no, you'd be pulling leap days from the future into the present!!! we'd eventually run out of leap days in the entire history of time, and your kids would never see a leap day as long as they live!!!" "fuck 'em" "good point" Taylor and Bran proceed to entangle the Leap Days, living happily ever after in the warm light of a lifetime of nothing but Leap Day. Their descendants, however, are not so lucky, and live a barren, Leap Dayless existence. Mass suicides occur, but that is not Taylor and Bran's problem; they lived the best possible lives, after all. It's the lazy descendants' own fault for not coming up with a way to pull in Leap Days from the past.
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