Jakey's Angels (season 16)

EPYSODE ONE:
"ladies another villain is on the loose" "oh yeah i read about this in the paper earlier" "what" "yeah the paper told us that the guest this time is violet griffin and we're going off to face the assembler" "VIOLET DID YOU LEAK THE SCRIPT" "sorry it was too hot a scoop to pass up" "whatever just go and stop the crime" "on it boss" The Angels hop into the Angelmobile and ride off.

EPYSODE TWO:
"there he is; the assembler" "what's he doing" "he seems to be assembling some kind of superweapon" "oh what a scoop!!!" Violet begins snapping pictures of The Assembler and his superweapon. Unfortunately, The Assembler sees the camera's flash. "uh hey um nice weapon you've got there sir" "yeah it really brings out your uh eyes" The Assembler marches over to the Angels and begins assembling a cage to keep them contained. "oh dammit" "we are slowly being encased within a prison" "how will we ever get out of this one" Grace picks up one of the bricks The Assembler laid down and hucks it at his head, knocking him out cold. "i wish all the supervillains were this ineffectual"

EPYSODE THREE:
"wow good job angels; you prevented the assembler from completing his superweapon" "good job violet leaked the script or else we might not have gotten there in time" "yes and you were able to recover the weapon so we could make sure it's never completed" "uh yeah that's totally what we did" "we totally didn't just leave it in that alleyway" "well now it's time for our studio audience to rate the performance of our guest angel!!! input your votes on your keypad now!!!" The audience votes with unrivaled intensity to show how they truly feel about Violet's performance as an Angel. "and your final score out of 10 is a resounding!!! 6.563!!! that's remarkably average!!!" "oh well better luck next time" "i'm just glad i got such an amazing scoop!!! 'angels leave superweapon in alleyway'!!!" "uh hey please don't publish that" "too late already published" "oh dammit"
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