EPYSODE FOUR:
"all right kathy, your job is to take out the guy buying donuts for the assassins and confiscate the donuts for us to eat later" "can do boss" Kathy positions herself outside the front door of the donut shop, ready to clothesline the criminal as he exits the shop, but she doesn't expect that this is no mere criminal, but THE GURGLER. As the door opens, Kathy holds out her arm, but The Gurgler has already gurgled his way to half power and snaps Kathy's arm like a twig. "OW FUCK" "WHAT'S WRONG KATHY" "IT'S THE GURGLER; HE'S BROKEN MY ARM" "oh dear which one" "the left one so it's not as bad as it could have been" "good to hear; should i send in backup" "NO i can do this on my own" "call back if you change your mind" "will do" In the time it took Kathy to converse with Jakey, The Gurgler has taken a hostage and begun gurgling again. Kathy ducks inside the entryway and puts her arm in a makeshift sling, then runs to the counter. "I NEED A BOSTON CREME DONUT" "coming right up" Taylor grabs a single Boston creme donut and hands it to Kathy. "that will be-" Before Taylor can utter the dollar amount, Kathy has already run into the street. "sigh i'll just put it on her tab" Kathy hucks the donut straight into The Gurgler's open mouth, cutting his gurgling short and also cutting off his air supply. Kathy puts The Gurgler in handcuffs and carefully removes the donut from his mouth, covering it with a slightly smaller gag. "great job kathy; get those donuts back to hq right away" "yes sir"