Everything's Going to be All Right (2015)

Mission 075: Iron Maiden Wants You for Dead [Yuko]
"yuko i've got here a royal decree from king bran forcing you to let me in" "oh by all means then / do come on inside jakey / have some fun in there" "thanks" Jakey runs into the stadium just as everyone is picking up and leaving. "DUDE THAT WAS THE BEST SHOW EVER" "CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY PLAYED ALL OF JAKEY'S FAVOURITE SONGS" "YEAH EVEN THOUGH THE REST OF THE CROWD DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF THEM" Deputy Orange and Sheriff Antony high-five and exit the stadium. "bu-bu-but" "hey jakey i didn't see you inside; did you enjoy the show" "I JUST GOT IN" "o-oh dear i-i well um it wasn't that good" "really" "no it was great; they sounded so young and full of life like it was still the 1980s only a better 1980s where they had brave new world/dance of death-era material" "aw dammit" "hey wait you've got something stuck to your chest" Resistance Leadour grabs at a mass protruding from under Jakey's shirt, and pulls out a ticket to the show. "..." "..." "oh i get it ha ha ha fuck you you fucking erin 'the tickets were in my heart all along' ha ha ha FUCK YOU" "THAT'S THE SPIRIT JAKEY" Michelle pats Jakey on the back. "take me home"
[reward: respect +/'I Just Beat Everything's Going to be All Right and All I Got Was This Stupid' t-shirt/THE END]