EPYSODE THREE:
"we have made our decision" "oh boy" "a cow is a staple of the human diet; hardly what i'd call exotic" "WHAT BUT WHAT ABOUT THE UDDERS THOSE ARE EXOTIC AS FUCK" "not really; milk is also a staple of the human diet" "goddammit" "loc's answer, however, was incredibly exotic" "i had to look his answer up on the internet to make sure he wasn't making it up" "i mean an animal that licks people's faces?! who even does that?!" "by unanimous decision, loc is the winner" The judges hand Loc his trophy as confetti pours down from the heavens, and a single tear slowly works its way down Loc's cheek. Big Hamster is shamed by his peers for all time, and is eventually exiled from the San Fierro Rifa, never to return to San Andreas. Loc, however, is praised as a hero by all of Grove Street until the next thing happens.
THE END