The Bodacious Brute (season 1)

EPYSODE ONE:
"ah yes if i combine chemical A with chemical D i will create a mixture that will stop all of the popular kids from making fun of me!!! they will RUE the day they picked on brett buttenkovich!!!" Mild-mannered Brett Buttenkovich drinks his newest creation, and swells up to gigantic size, his skin turning a deep purple colour. "BRUTE BREAK" Brett Buttenkovich breaks through the wall of the science lab, and crashes into the hallway. "oh my god what the fuck is that thing" "it's hideous" "BRUTE ANGRY" Brett Buttenkovich begins to clobber and wallop every student in the hallway, and most of the teachers. "CALL GREATMAN; ONLY HE CAN STOP THIS BEAST"

EPYSODE TWO:
"hello greatman's office; greatgirl speaking" "help there is a gigantic brute loose in the hallways of the local high school!!! he is killing people!!!" "okay i'll let him know" Greatgirl hangs up and turns to Greatman, who is playing with a paddle ball. "we've got a gigantic brute running loose inside the high school and breaking shit up" "oh man that sounds hilarious; i'll go right away" Greatman flies off, crashing through the glass window. "sigh every fucking time" Greatgirl gets out the vaccuum cleaner.

EPYSODE THREE:
"have no fear; greatman is-PFFF BA HA HA HA HA DUDE LOOK AT THAT GUY" Greatman flies over and takes pictures of a man who is impaled on a pipe, and another man whose head is stuck in a toilet. "aw man this guy is HILARIOUS!!!" Greatman flies over to The Brute. "hey hey dude you're awesome; wanna join my super-cool team of super-powered super-heroes?!" "DUDE" "GREATMAN THIS BRUTE IS A MENACE!!!" The Bruce slams the head of the man who called him out into a wall. "and he doesn't take any shit!!! you'd be a fine addition to the team" "um okay" The Brute and Greatman shake hands, becoming friends forever.
THE END