EPYSODE TWO:
"doctor eif doctor eif come quick there is an emergency in the faculty lounge" "an emergency in the faculty lounge?! how... ironic" "doctor eif pls" Eif sprints down the hall into the faculty lounge. "doctor eif he is cho-" "SILENCE I MUST DETERMINE THE CAUSE OF THIS AILMENT BEFORE I CAN GIVE TREATMENT" Eif inspects Bran, who is choking on a bran muffin. "hmm i have determined that this man is a hypocondriac" "wat" "my work here is done" Eif dusts off his hands as Bran chokes to death. "dude he is clearly choking" "you're fired" "buh?" "doctor he is dead" "he's just faking" "no he really has no heartbeat or pulse" "GODDAMMIT ORANGE I AM THE DOCTOR HERE" "yes sir"