EPYSODE ONE:
"jakey the terrorists have planted a bomb in the subway station" "A BOMB" "TO THE SUBWAY STATION" A clock begins to tick as Jakey runs to the subway station. "i really should get a car" "OH THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE JAKEY THERE IS A BOMB" "A BOMB" "QUICK DEFUSE IT DEFUSE IT" "sorry but we have to wait several hours to build tension" "wat" "DO NOT QUESTION ME" "b-" "THERE IS A LOT TO BEING A GOVERNMENT AGENT AND THERE ARE RULES WE MUST FOLLOW" "how many hours do we have to wait" "well it took me half an hour to get here, so i'd say about 24.49" "but that leaves less than a minute" "HEY WHO IS THE SECRET AGENT HERE" "sigh" Jakey and Eif play poker for 24 hours. "OKAY TIME TO DEFUSE A BOMB" "A BOMB" Jakey cuts the red wire on the bomb just before the timer ticks to zero. "WELL HERE'S MY BILL" "but i just lost all my money to you in poker" "hey that's great here's my bill" Jakey hands Eif his bill and fires his hookshot at the subway's skylight, busting through to his home.