EPYSODE THREE:
"hello i have an appointment with your boss" "name please" "richter nitro" "REAL name please" "richard n'etreux" "listen, can you please cut the shit; we all know you're sheriff antony" "never heard of him" Having lost her patience, Kathy presses a button, opening up a trapdoor under Sheriff Antony's feet. Sheriff Antony falls into a basement, which is covered in stark white tiles. A light snaps on, revealing a shadowy figure in a chair, petting a small dog. Next to him is a woman in a suit, also partially hidden in the shadows. "so we meet at last, richter nitro; or should i say, SHERIFF ANTONY" "yeah, we already did that song and dance with your receptionist" "i suppose this is when most 'villains' would reveal to you their 'evil' plan, their motivations, etc. etc." "yeah i was hoping for some clarification" "well you can hope all you'd like, but my lips are sealed; AGENT SHERBORNE, deal with our 'guest'" "yes sir" Grace steps out of the shadows and walks toward Sheriff Antony, intending to kill him. "oh come on man you're blueballing me here; at least reveal to me your identity" "oh like there aren't enough clues for you to figure out it out already" "uh let me think; adjumax corporation, agent sherborne, small dog... OH MY GOD IT WAS ACTUALLY JACK WHITE THIS WHOLE TIME" "WHAT NO IT WASN'T IT WAS ME JAKEY" Sheriff Antony smirks, having gotten what he wanted. "oh for fuck's sake" Scraps leaps off of Jakey's leg, and Jakey stands up. "agent, on second thought, leave him to me" Grace steps aside as Jakey marches up toward Sheriff Antony. "why did you do it jakey; you had everything as the prince of canada" "yeah, i HAD everything; not any more" "uh last i checked you were super-rich and powerful" "and what does that get me? nothing" "i'd say it's slightly more than nothing" "enough talk" Jakey winds up a vicious haymaker, but Sheriff Antony pulls out his gun and shoots Jakey in the stomach. "FUCK" "so uh while you bleed out down there, want to tell me your motivation?" "no fuck you you damn cheater" Jakey flips off Sheriff Antony with his last ounce of strength before the life drains from his body.
THE END