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11 Dec 2016: Green Day/"Whining About Politics" (2016)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2016/12/julio-and-case-of-missing-sanity.html

i avoided this one for a long-ass time
as bad as u/d/t were, they're probably better than this shit
this "politically-charged" album from a bunch of liberals
("liberal retards" would have been redundant)

gun control is a retarded idea
"yes let's make it so the only people with guns are the criminals this is a good idea"

first track is a bad pop song

second track, according to the band, is about the "culture of mass shootings"
oh fuck yes, girls grow up idolising kim kardashian and boys grow up idolising the columbine kids
fuck off dude
"culture" is the wrong word you absolute fucking donut
trying to sound smart when you're actually dumb as a fucking brick is the liberal way!!!

the title track would probably work better if billie joe didn't sound bored as shit
like he knows he's a grown-ass man with the political views of a dumb teenager

children/teenagers shouldn't listen to this album
best-case scenario, they take green day's words to heart and become retards
worst-case scenario, they become terrified of everything because they make it sound like everyone's gonna get a cap busted in them

there are also some generic pop tracks here to remind you that green day don't have any credibility
too dumb to die is autobiographical
forever now is an apt title, as the song lasts forever


Do you have the time
to listen to me whine
about my bullshit political views?
I am one of those
retarded liberals
Zimmerman was white, no doubt about it

11 Dec 2016: Brian Setzer/"Ignition!" (2001)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2008/10/let-it-all-burn.html

gonna wash down that last
thing
with some AMERICAN music

the most AMERICAN yodelling i've ever heard

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12 Dec 2016: Mudcrutch/"Mudcrutch" (2008)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2016/12/julio-and-case-of-missing-dirt-and-water.html

mudcrutch existed
then was disbanded and turned into tom petty and the heartbreakers
then it was REbanded thirty years later

they probably should have stayed disbanded

12 Dec 2016: Elvis Presley/"Spinout" (1966)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2008/10/going-down-in-flames.html

down in the alley may just be the worst song elvis ever recorded
at least i HOPE it is

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13 Dec 2016: Scorpions/"Savage Amusement" (1988)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2016/12/julio-and-case-of-missing-savagry.html

13 Dec 2016: Frank Sinatra/"Swing Easy!" (1954)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2008/10/lemon-squeezy.html

this album is just twenty minutes long
god bless this man

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14 Dec 2016: Magnum/"The Eleventh Hour" (1983)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2016/12/julio-and-case-of-missing-twelfth-hour.html

14 Dec 2016: Blackfoot/"Marauder" (1981)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2008/10/oh-you-know-just-maraudin.html

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15 Dec 2016: HammerFall/"No Sacrifice, No Victory" (2009)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2016/12/julio-and-case-of-missing-rites.html

i clicked on a youtube link and liked the song i heard
let's go in balls-deep

power metal at its pretty goodest

15 Dec 2016: Loverboy/"Lovin' Every Minute of It" (1985)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2008/10/and-dont-even-get-me-started-on-hours.html

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16 Dec 2016: Black Country Communion/"Black Country Communion 2" (2011)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2016/12/julio-and-case-of-missing-white-country.html

17 Dec 2016: Motorhead/"Bomber" (1979)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2008/10/u-is-for-uranium-bombs.html

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17 Dec 2016: Warren Zevon/"The Envoy" (1982)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2016/12/julio-and-case-of-missing-whatever.html

17 Dec 2016: John Parr/"Man with a Vision" (1992)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2008/10/man-is-about-to-walk-into-fire-hydrant.html

"you want to change the world? you need a man with a vision"
yes
that is why
we
made
america
great
again

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18 Dec 2016: Violent Femmes/"New Times" (1994)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2016/12/julio-and-case-of-missing-violence.html

18 Dec 2016: Asia/"Aqua" (1992)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2008/10/water-water-everywhere-but-not-drop-to.html

a far cry is probably the band's best song

pretty good album bookended by filler instrumentals

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19 Dec 2016: Edgar Winter/"Entrance" (1970)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2016/12/julio-and-case-of-missing-exit.html

the edgar winter group had tricked me into thinking edgar could sing
he cannot
it was dan hartman who was actually decent
edgar winter is a terrible singer
ESPECIALLY his upper register

tobacco road is kind of funny though; just how long he holds that shit out
on peace pipe, he tries to scat
just going to leave this here, as it is tangentially related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3kgIqKOzfw

19 Dec 2016: Johnny Winter/"Second Winter" (1969)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2008/10/too-many-winters.html

johnny winter covers a bob dylan song on this album
it's impressive because he manages to be a worse singer than bob dylan

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20 Dec 2016: Elvis Presley/"Kissin' Cousins" (1964)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2016/12/julio-and-case-of-missing-loving-feeling.html

yeehaw

20 Dec 2016: Thin Lizzy/"New Day" (1971)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2008/10/its-new-dawn-its-a.html

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'50s crooner day
don't even bother reading it if you're not into that

21 Dec 2016: Frank Sinatra/"Come Fly with Me" (1958)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2016/12/julio-and-case-of-missing-flight.html

there is a song here featuring chestnuts
but they are not roasting on an open fire!!!
i didn't know they were good for something else!!!

21 Dec 2016: Dean Martin/"A Winter Romance" (1959)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2008/10/simply-having-wonderful-wintertime.html

it's winter
time for some romance

i've got my love to keep me warm has some really nice flutes (i think they are flutes)

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22 Dec 2016: AC/DC/"If You Want Blood, You've Got It" (1978)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2016/12/julio-and-case-of-missing-blood.html

a live album
rock band 2 has ruined let there be rock for me to be honest

slightly unrelated, but i really hope ac/dc records a new album soon
you know
with axl rose

22 Dec 2016: Electric Light Orchestra/"Eldorado" (1974)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2008/10/julio-and-case-of-missing-darkness.html

pretentious filler tracks: the album

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23 Dec 2016: The Brian Setzer Orchestra/"Boogie Woogie Hanukkah" (2002)
http://musiccouldbebetter.blogspot.com/2016/12/julio-and-case-of-missing-hanukkah-cheer.html