So let's talk about the LEAKED SOUNDTRACK
http://www.digitalspy.com/gaming/news/a509649/grand-theft-auto-5-soundtrack-features-muse-snoop-dogg.html
http://www.gamefront.com/gta-5-radio-and-soundtrack-leaked-lazlow-is-back/
There are two lists, but let's say for argument that both are right.
West Coast Classics looks like a repeat of San Andreas's Radio Los Santos, which is cool with me.
However, Radio Los Santos itself is returning, but with now-modern hip-hop instead of then-modern hip-hop.
Then there's SoulWax FM, which is some weird remix-ass shit.
Non-Stop Pop FM is mostly MODERN POP MUSIC, plus Hall and Oates. AND THE APHEX TWINS
There's also an ambient station or something? I don't know.
There's a new country station, so.
CLASSIC ROCK STATION is full of Rockstar-ass choices.
Dirty White Boy as the Foreigner song is, like, Rockstar 100%. No one else would choose a song off Head Games.
ROCK'N ME and SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING are me-ass choices.
Julian Lennon is a what
Eddie Murphy is a what
Bob Seger a shit
PUNK ROCK STATION is filled with songs I've never heard of. YES
ALTERNATIVE STATION is filled with songs I've never heard of. YES
But let's talk about one song.
One song that baffles me.
Not just as a choice for this game, but as a song in general.
A song by Muse.
FUCKING MADNESS
Imagine George Michael's "Faith". Now imagine that, instead of instruments, George Michael had decided it's time for some dubstep-ass beatz. Then he threw on a guitar solo which doesn't even sound like it's the same song because you gotta have faith.
What the fuck is this? Nothing meshes, nothing blends, it's just like you stacked some LEGOs on some alphabet blocks. Sure, they stand up, but the whole idea is stupid and you should feel bad.
Unfortunately, this is how Muse have decided to be. They take their Queen-ass songs and add some modern-ass flair to them to create some shit-ass music.