the trial of: Episode 1. Pur-um yellow y Green, DM: Silver

the name is okay and your squad is READY TO GO

Sheriff Antony's Stats:

Items: Pistols (x2), 10 dollars, hip flask, sheriff costume, Sheriff Antony's Horse

Abilities: Dual Wielding, Good Karma, Being British.

Green's Stats:

Items: RagPens(x2), RagSocks and Sandals, Rags, Cufflinks, 19 dollars.

Abilities: HIGH FASHION, Basic French



Where do you go now

i consolidate our money and head to THE MINES to um















































do shit

you and Sheriff Antony approach the mine. A sign above the entrance says "Welcome to the Mine of Nothing-Bad-Here".

You enter together, and are greeted with three paths. They all seem equally damp and cave-y. WHICH DO YOU TAKE

left

you take the left path and when it opens up you find yourselves at a ravine

a rock-guy is waiting there, observing you

i greet the rock guy with genuine enthusiasm

he replies "grr" and charges at you with rock-hammer at the ready

can sheriff antony like
shoot him
with his guns

i guess i can attack with my ragpens

the ragpens cause the rock-guy to stop in his tracks. "not ragpens, my one weakneeeeeesss", he calls, backing off until he's teetering on the edge of the ravine. Sheriff Antony shoots him with his guns. "not guns, my one weakneeeeeesss" he calls, falling back into the ravine, plummeting to the bottom. He has dropped a cloak, that is hanging slightly over the edge of the drop.

murder everyone in the crowd because the voices tell me to

ACTION DIVE for the cloak
also i would like to make a ragrope and go after his rock hammer

yellow: the gig ended 6 hours ago, there is no-one else in the arena now except vince neal. do you still murder him y/n

green: you GRAB THE CLOAK. Sheriff Antony applauds. You learn that the cloak is a +1 Cloak of -1 Everything. You can now choose to go and try another path, or look for a way down the ravine.

oh no i ask him for a light as i found a joint on the ground and have no lighter

i carefully examine and ponder my surroundings

y: vince neal expresses his surprise as he found a lighter on the ground but had nothing to light. you share the joint, and discuss topics that don't infringe on any copyrights so you don't get sent to COPYRIGHT HELL aka prison

g: The ravine seems to be about fifty feet deep, and 15 feet across. On the other side, you see fourteen rock-guys observing you, and one more crying to one side. there doesn't seem to be any visible way down, but there is a rope bridge that goes across below you, with paths that cut into the ravine at either end

hmm i go back to the middle path

can we discuss what it would be like to ride on eagles into the heartland and then do it

gggggg: you hear slight rumbling for the first time as you turn back. Sheriff Antony keeps slightly behind, fiddling with one of his pistols.

you follow the middle path that eventually comes out at the rope bridge. it looks weak.


yyyyyy: you begin to discuss, but as the doing of it is about to begin he notices that your def leppard t-shirt does not have any copyright data on it and calls the COPYRIGHT POLICE aka the regular police and four of them arrive to ARREST YOU aka arrest you

but i was given that def leppard shirt by my grandmother!!!

can she go instead

the police consider this then remember that blaming your grandmother has been done before and you did not cite the correct source and are therefore infringing on the SOPA. you are sent directly to jail for four times longer than you were originally :'(

i sing merry tunes with all the inmates, including Boris the Questionable-Amounts-of-Blood-Maker (patent pending)

i turn back and explore the final final path
inb4 cavein

y: your tunes shock and appal the inmates who turn on you. you can choose to either flee to a safe place or try harder to charm the inmates

g: you look at the path, which is a dead end. or IS IT? yes

i feel up the wall; groping for a secret switch or something

you find a secret switch, you press it and it opens up into THE CAT-CAVE, secret lair of Catman, alter-ego of tv's Adam West