1976. A young Jake Cole Adjutant, Eifion Cole Lewis and Brandon Cole Lehman play their first gig in a small area of Dover, Delaware known as Hobo Alley.
1977. Hobo Alley is bought and turned into a business district.
1978. Jake, Eif and Bran stage a protest to bring back Hobo Alley. It fails, miserably.
2010. Jake decides he's had enough. Using a grand total of a hundred and twenty-five million
US dollars (five British pounds), Jake bought the business district of Dover, Delaware. His first order of business is to buy a bulldozer and personally destroy all the buildings. After which, he hires a team to clear out the rubble, and sets up standard hobo acoutrements, such as flaming trash cans and dumpsters. Then he gets his fellow bandmates, Eif, Jassica Cole Schleiden and Henry Cole Whitney, to kidnap hobos and put them in the alley. Hobo Alley is BACK.
A word from Jake Cole Adjutant: "I did this as a tribute to the late Brandon Cole Lehman. He would have wanted the hobos to be brought back. R.I.P."