Today, the supergroup Broom Broom Car released their debut album, We are Not Drinking from a Glass
01: "Broom Broom Car" - 0:13 (Adjutant)
02: "Glug Glug Pop" - 0:11 (Lewis)
03: "Bang Bang Gun" - 0:15 (Isley)
04: "Swish Swish Mop" - 0:07 (Schleiden)
05: "Widdle Widdle Kirk" - 0:09 (Lewis)
06: "Screech Screech Cat" - 0:17 (Whitney)
07: "Slurp Slurp Jizz" - 0:05 (Schleiden)
08: "Clomp Clomp Horse" - 0:03 (Lewis)
09: "Knock Knock Wood" - 0:19 (Adjutant)
10: "Preach Preach Christian" - 0:21 (Whitney)
Bonus track: "Shine Shine Fleshlight" - 60:00 (Adjutant, Lewis)
Jake Adjutant - Lead guitars, lead/backing vocals
Eifion Lewis - Lead panjoes, lead/backing vocals
Jessica Schleiden - Rhythm guitars, backing vocals
Henry Whitney - Bass guitars, baking vocals
Kenneth Lewis - Lead triangles
Ernie Isley - Lead drums
Interviewer: "Ugh, the next band we're interviewing is Broom Broom Car. So, I hear your recorded your debut album in the Eifion's Greenland studio after Prack; how did that work out for you?”
Jake: “Oh, it was great. They’re so sloppy with their Prack usage; there was loads of Prack left all over the equipment, so we had no choice but to make use of said Prack.”
Interviewer: “So... you made this album while on Prack?”
Jake: “Yeah; the experience of making an album whilist on Prack was great, man.”
Henry: “Jake out-Pracked all of us. I mean, I Pracked my fair share of Prack, but Jake was a natural at Pracking that Prack.”
Interviewer: “Right... can we talk about the music?”
Ernie: “Man, Jake, you Pracked the fuck out of that Prack!”
Jake: “Thanks; Pracking was always my proud.”
Interviewer: “LOOK. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH PRACK YOU'VE PRACKED. I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE MUSIC."
Jake: *loud sniffing noises* "Look, man, this is how we made the music. Lighten up, man." *more loud sniffing*
Ernie: "Yeah, at least we're not Bill Chap and only showing up to do some self-indulgent shit."
Kenneth: "Ugh, don't remind me."
Henry: "Want some Prack, man?"
Interviewer: “NO, I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR PRACK. ARGH."
Jake: "Have you ever tried Prack?"
Interviewer: “NO, AND I DON'T WANT TO!"
Ernie: *loud sniffing noises* "Man, you won't know if you like Prack until you've tried Prack."
Henry: "Yeah, I was skeptical at first, but Prack has really opened my mind."
Interviewer: *sobbing noises* "Look, if I get caught doing Prack, I'll lose my job, and I won't be able to feed my family-"
Jake: "Pfft, pussy."
Interviewer: “Eifion, please, talk to me. I need to talk to someone who isn't a total Prackhead."
Kenneth: "Dad said he isn't going to talk because 'he thought it would be funny'."
Interviewer: “Well, that was even worse than my interview with Prack."
Jake: "This sounds like blatant racism against Prack!"
Interviewer: “Shut the fuck up."
Jake: *roundhouse punch*
Jake: "Coming up next is Led Zeppelin's 'Kashmir', followed by the new Prack single. Stay tuned to Quite-Good.Fm (or else)"