ST. PATRICK'S DAY SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"hello everyone; thank you for coming to my traditional irish feast for this st. patrick's day" "i wouldn't miss it for the world" Bran begins setting out his dishes. "first, we've got some lovely mashed potatoes, then we've got a nice baked potato, followed by a plate of hashbrowned potatoes, and finally, a big heaping bowl of the finest lay's potato chips" "you've really outdone yourself this year" "thanks; wait until you see the desert" "you made your famous cupcaked potatoes?!" "you know it" "man i wish i was irish so i could eat like this every day" "the british were so jealous of the irish diet that they forcefully stole a portion of ireland to call their own" "that's not fair; i want my own piece of ireland" "well i didn't want to tell you all this early, but i bought us FARMLAND IN IRELAND!!!" "OH MAN" "NOW WE CAN GROW POTATOES!!!" "I LOVE ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!"
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