VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL AND SHIT:
After saving Hyrule, Link has finally earned a chance to rest. On this Valentine's Day, he and Paya are about to consummate their relationship. After a hundred years asleep, Link is eager to spread his heroic seed. Paya is nervous, but strips down until just her panties are remaining. As Link contemplates whether he will be seeing smooth skin or a bushy mass of white, he is startled by a sudden noise coming from where Paya's panties had just been. "YA HA HA!!! you found me!!!"