Labour Day Special 2019

LABOUR DAY SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"guys it's labour day" "never heard of it" "it's a holiday we created to celebrate the twelve labours of hercules" "oh cool how do we celebrate" "we've got to do the twelve labours!!!" "that sounds like too many labours for my blood" "i figured you'd say that, so we're going to just skip to the last one" "oh boy" Bran leads Jakey and Taylor over to the zoo. "see this cerberus? we need to capture it" "it's in a zoo it's already been captured" "we need to capture it for a different zoo" "level with me here: did you make up this holiday just so you could get paid by the rival zoo to steal this zoo's cerberus" "i refuse to testify on the grounds that it may incriminate me" "whatever; what's the plan" "the three of us will each distract a head while my man from the zoo, rudolph schenker, will capture the cerberus with a net" "fine let's go" Bran, Taylor, and Jakey all get into position and begin throwing rocks at various heads. "okay rudy should be here at any moment" Several hundred moments pass, and Bran's phone rings. "oh it's rudy; yellow" "hey bran good news i found a cerberus just hanging out in my back yard i don't need that one at all bye" "..." "..." "great guy that rudy" "yeah always a pal" The cerberus leaps forward, but cannot reach the trio, due to its chain being too short. "see? nothing to worry about" Unamused, Jakey and Taylor shove Bran within biting distance of the cerberus.
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