E3 2018

you know the drill

https://twitter.com/RichterNitro

since ubisoft have bucked the annual tradition of getting aisha tyler to host their conference, i am going to buck the annual tradition of watching their conference

2013: https://twitter.com/guycoolington
2014: https://twitter.com/RickScoop
2015: https://twitter.com/ScootToTheTruth
2016: https://twitter.com/minchwood


also remember how i was guy coolington that one year
well someone else wanted to be guy coolington
https://twitter.com/guycoolington_
but look who is laughing now

CONFERENCE GRADES:

EA:
Shit. They didn't have anything.
F
Best game: Madden?

Microsoft:
Pretty good in spite of it all. The Crackdown 3 trailer was kind of embarrassing, and a bit too much emphasis was placed on MOST POWERFUL CONSOLE EVER, but I don't regret watching it.
B
Best game: The Last Night

Bethesda:
Shit. They had even less than EA. The new Wolfenstein looks disgusting.
F--------
Best game: Skyrim for fuck's sake

Ubisoft:
No Aisha no watch
F
Best game: South Park

Sony:
I'm not sure I like what Sony's been doing. The new God of War looks really pretentious, and I wasn't impressed by anything that didn't star Spider-Man.
C+
Best game: Spider-Man

Nintendo:
The winners of E3 by a mile. The new Kirby looks sweet, and the Mario/Rabbids crossover looks surprisingly not completely terrible. The real draw, though, was Mario. Holy FUCK IT LOOKS SO GOOD
A+
Best game: Super Mario Odyssey

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