CHAPTOUR FIVE:
"so which of my fine lady friends should i see tonight; malorie the mortician? emily the janitor? tracy the navy SEAL? cadence the subcontractor?" "How About Robert Truckdriver Prime" "no offense dude but you're not my type; my type is women" "Could Have Fooled Me" "oh that is IT" Jakey grabs his gun from his pocket, but Robert Truckdriver Prime shoots him square between the eyes before he can aim. "Sayonara, King Jakey" The Rubies completely restore Jakey's body to its normal (alive) state, and he quickly fires at Robert Truckdriver Prime, the bullet lodging itself in his heart. "Master" "Master" Robert Truckdrivers 2 and 3 rush to Robert Truckdriver Prime's side and carry him to the hideout, where they rebuild him into their headquarters as the master of their operations. Meanwhile, Jakey reaches a decision. "so yeah i'm thinking i'll call malorie" Jakey dials the phone, and it rings on the other end. "DAH" Malorie makes a loud crash as she struggles toward the phone. "h-h-hello?" "yo malorie i was just thinking of you and i was thinking that you and i should-" Michelle slides in between Jakey and the phone. "take me home"
THE END