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 A Thing Gaiden 2: Valerie (2016)

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PostSubject: A Thing Gaiden 2: Valerie (2016)   Wed Aug 10, 2016 3:55 pm

CHAPTOUR ONE:
"a-another day another d-dollar" Valerie sighs as she puts on her goggles and grabs her shovel, then she walks out to the new plot of land which was just cleared by the construction company. Valerie thought the lady in charge - Candice - was really nice and pretty, especially for a blue collar worker. She hoped that she would look that good when she was in her 30s. Valerie finishes the trek to the top of the newest plateau on the mountain and picks a spot to begin digging. Valerie inserts the blade of her shovel into the ground, but quickly hits something hard. "th-this doesn't bode w-well for the r-rest of the plot" Valerie decides that she'd hit a rock, and inserts her shovel in a different spot, but hits something else that was just as hard. "th-that's a pretty big r-rock" Valerie continues to pick new spots, but keeps hitting hard spots. "f-for fuck's s-sake" Valerie catches what she'd just said, and realises that she'd been hanging around Jakey too much, as she'd never used such vocabulary before meeting him. He was a bad influence, sure, but he was also the only influence, so did it really matter? Valerie snaps a small branch off a nearby tree and uses it to wipe away the top layer of dirt from the area. "GAH" Underneath the dirt lay hundreds of human skulls. What's more, the skulls begin to turn to look at Valerie, and the skeletons attached to them pick themselves up from the ground. "NO NO NONONONONONONO" Valerie runs back to her hut, panic-stricken, leaving her shovel behind.
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PostSubject: Re: A Thing Gaiden 2: Valerie (2016)   Wed Aug 10, 2016 3:56 pm

CHAPTOUR TWO:
Valerie frantically heads for the phone to call for help, but there is no dial tone when she gets there. "TH-THEY CUT THE L-LINE" Valerie, face wet with the sweat and tears of pure fear, collapses to the ground as the rattling of bones outside grows louder and the hut grows darker. "wh-what would j-jakey do i-in a situation like th-this" Valerie thinks back to the time Jakey shot a bunch of zombies in her basement. "r-right, v-violence" Valerie grabs her father's silver sword from above the mantle and pulls it from its sheath. Despite the poor light of the skeleton-covered hut, the blade shines brightly. "c-certain death or pr-probable death; wh-what a choice" Valerie grips the sword tightly in her hand and kicks down her own front door. The skeletons swarm her, but she keeps them away with her blade. Bones fall to the ground, and the skeletons begin to retreat. Valerie, deciding that she can't let the skeletons regroup and attack the town, gives chase.
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PostSubject: Re: A Thing Gaiden 2: Valerie (2016)   Wed Aug 10, 2016 3:56 pm

CHAPTOUR THREE:
Valerie follows the skeletons back into their hole and witnesses something few living beings get to see; a meeting with the skeleton king. Unfortunately, she cannot understand their ancient skeleton language, but she figures out due to body language that the book next to the skeleton king is pretty important. "o-okay valerie; val; g-girl; t-time to stop an a-ancient evil" Valerie runs into the room with her sword drawn, catching the skeletons off-guard. Valerie beheads the skeleton king, but the skeleton king's head reattaches itself. "CUTE" The skeleton king lifts Valerie into the air with just his finger, but she manages to grab the book and hide it under her shirt before she's flung into a cage. "NOTHING WILL STOP OUR PLANS" The skeleton king returns to his business. "i-i bet something i-in h-here will help" Valerie flips through the book, thanking the Lord that it has pictures. "th-this looks like it" Valerie also thanks the lord that the book has a phonetic pronunciation guide in Latin characters. "a-ach than b-bol mag g-gran" Nothing happens. "th-this goddamn st-stutter" Valerie wishes she had thought to bring her Speak and Read machine. "i-if only j-jakey were here; h-he's good at r-reading" Valerie racks her brain trying to think of what she could do. "m-maybe th-that m-mystery l-lady-" "MYSTERY?!" Erin falls from the ceiling, just outside the cage. "m-mystery lady!!! p-please read th-this" Valerie holds up the book. "ach than bol mag gran?" "NOOOOOOOOOO" The skeleton king and his minions explode. "i-i wasn't e-expecting that" "whatever; tell me the mystery" "i-it's h-how i'm going to g-get out of this c-cage" "oh" Erin grabs the keys off the wall and opens the cage for Valerie. "th-thanks" "any time you need a mystery solved, call me" "y-yeah" Erin winks and disappears in a puff of smoke. Valerie exits the hole, grabs her shovel, and goes to take a long relaxing bath.
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