football

Football Man is proudly holding his football and boastfully states that his is holding a football. His friends inform Football Man that he has already informed them that he is holding a football, and Football Man asks if what they are saying is accurate. They confirm their statement's authenticity and Football Man begins crying, apologising profusely. His friends comfort him and tell him that it's not his fault.

Football Man and his friend jump out of a plane. Football Man informs his friend that he is holding a football. His friend expresses interest in Football Man holding a football. Football Man pulls his parachute. The two parachute into the centre of Sebastian Bach's house for more points (via chimney) and Sebastian Bach tells the two to leave! Football Man takes out the detonator and casually detonates Sebastian Bach's house as the football rolls down the hill.

The crowd applauds. Black Man tells Football Man that Football Man looks as though he is prepared to beat The Record. A shooting star passes overhead as Football Man informs Black Man that he feels ready. Football Man firmly plants his jousty stick into the ground and jousty jumps over the goal post for a touchdown. Black Man holds up Football Man's non-football holding arm and declares him Beater of The Record. A man holds the trophy in his hands and says "gee", then puts on a brown hat and chases Black Man with a knife.