The Adventures of Yoshiyukitakashimakage Hiroyukishima-senpai-san-sama-senpai-san-senpai-san-sama-senpai-sama-san-sama-senpai-san

Hiro
which is short for
Hiroyuki
which is short for
Hiroyukishima
which is short for
Hiroyukishima-senpai
which is short for
Hiroyukishima-senpai-san-sama-senpai-san-senpai-san-sama-senpai-sama-san-sama-senpai-san

"gee hiro why do they let you have FOURTEEN honourifics???"

(Yoshiyukitakashimakage Hiroyukishima-senpai-san-sama-senpai-san-senpai-san-sama-senpai-sama-san-sama-senpai-san)

"what is up tyrone-kun" Tyrone-kun glares at Hiro with unbridled rage, misinterpreting his honourific as a racial slur. "oh man you can be ty-kun" Tyrone-kun launches a devastating punch at Hiro, which absorbs the blow with his face. "ow okay no more puns"

"my friends call me hiro, but you can call me hiroyukishima-senpai-san-sama-senpai-san-senpai-san-sama-senpai-sama-san-sama-senpai-san"
"oh, hello, hiroyuki-senpai-san-sama-senpai-sama-senpai-san-sama-senpai-sama-san-sama-senpai-san" "you fucking BITCH that is not my name" "wh-what" "my name is hiroyukishima-senpai-san-sama-senpai-SAN-senpai-san-sama-senpai-sama-san-sama-senpai-san you fucking cunt" "o-oh sorry" "i didn't go through sixteen years of salarymanship to be a mere -senpai-san-sama-senpai-sama-senpai-san-sama-senpai-sama-san-sama-senpai-san"
"PLEASE HELP ME HIRO" Shizuko-chan dangles from the balcony. "say my FULL name" "p-please help me hiroyuki-senpai-san-sama-senpai-sama-sama-san-sama-san-sama-senpai-san-sama-sama-san" "THAT ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO RIGHT" Shizuko-chan's grip fails, and she falls into the pot of boiling acid. "got what she fucking deserved"
"dear friends - i have finally gotten my fifteenth honourific; please refer to me now as hiroyukishima-senpai-san-sama-senpai-san-senpai-san-sama-senpai-sama-san-sama-senpai-san-sama"

50 years later:
"we are here today to honour the life of our most honourable friend, yoshiyukitakashimakage hiroyukishima-senpai-san-sama-senpai-san-senpai-san-sama-senpai-sama-san-sama-senpai-san-sama-san-senpai-sama-san-sama-senpai-sama-san-senpai-san-sama-san-senpai-senpai-sama-sama-sama-san-senpai-san" The pastor takes a large breath. "-senpai-sama-san-san-sama-senpai-senpai-san-sama-sama-senpai-san-senpai-sama-sama-sama-sama-senpai-san" The pastor pants for air. "he was truly the best of us or at least the most honourable" "hear hear" "he is survived by his son, yoshiyukitakashimakage takayukishima-kun" The crowd looks upon Takayukishima with disgust, as he disgraces his father by only being a -kun at this stage of his life. "may his soul rest in peace, but i doubt it will with such a disappointment for a son"