Pasta Bolognese: The Devil's Alabama Fun Bux Sign (movie 6)

EPYSODE ONE:
"i thought i told you before: this town AIN'T big enough for the two of us" "you are correct; i will RECLAIM my rightful place as the town's sole cowboy" Arkansas Tom Cruise and Bandit Taylor wiggle their fingers next to the guns. "there's only one way to settle this" "mmm" "DRAW" The gun sounds, and Bandit Taylor and Arkansas Tom Cruise draw their chariots at high speeds, attempting to be the first to reach the chapel at the bottom of the hill. They're neck and neck, and Bandit Taylor, in an act of desperation, hucks a box of nails onto the road in front of Arkansas Tom Cruise's wheels. Fortunately for Arkansas Tom Cruise, their wheels are made of wood, as rubber tyres have not been invented yet. His chariot unfazed, Arkansas Tom Cruise pulls ahead and crosses the finish line first. Bandit Taylor, however, has too much momentum to come to a proper stop, and tumbles into a tub of holy water. "FOILED AGAIN" "okay buddy let's get going" Sheriff Antony drags Bandit Taylor out of the town by force, as the town is only big enough for one outlaw, and Arkansas Tom Cruise has clearly won the contest. "I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE" "i'll look forward to it"
THE END