Pasta Bolognese: An Alabama Fun Bux Note to Die For (movie 5)

EPYSODE ONE:
"i thought i told you before: this town AIN'T big enough for the two of us" "you are correct; i will RECLAIM my rightful place as the town's sole cowboy" Arkansas Tom Cruise and Bandit Taylor wiggle their fingers next to the guns. "there's only one way to settle this" "mmm" "DRAW" Bandit Taylor and Arkansas Tom Cruise deftly turn the knob on the bath, drawing water of the perfect temperature for bathing. Once the tubs are full, an official bath inspector appraoches. "all right, my name is ruth barlow; i am from the inspection board" Ruth places her foot into Bandit Taylor's bath. "AH FUCK" Ruth withdraws her foot almost instantly, as the water was boiling hot and has covered her foot in terrible blisters. She hesitates, but does her duty and places her other foot in Arkansas Tom Cruise's bath, which is a very nice temperature. "oh man" Ruth places her entire body into the bath, the perfect waters soothing her burned foot. "so who won" "i think it's pretty clear that it was me" "uh no arkansas tom cruise won" "FOILED AGAIN" "okay buddy let's get going" Sheriff Antony drags Bandit Taylor out of the town by force, as the town is only big enough for one outlaw, and Arkansas Tom Cruise has clearly won the contest. "I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE" "i'll look forward to it"
THE END