Super-Magical Kawaii Desu Show-Kun!!! (season 1)

EPYSODE ONE:
"our war-torn nation of japan is in a state of turmoil and we have to defeat the evil kenzakishima-san" "i am going to defeat the evil kenzakishima-san" Eif-chan gives everyone a thumbs up. "BELIEVE IT" "well first you'll nee-" "ARE YOU BELIEVING IT JAKEY-KUN" "not really" Eif-chan reels back, horrified. "wh-why not" "i don't find your statement very believable is all" "why jakey-kun" A single tear streams down Eif-chan's cheek. "why" "so since eif-chan is incompetent we need to get a warrior from the future who is also a child" "sounds good" "TIME FOR THE RITUAL" Jakey-kun does some gestures and Sheriff Antony-kun gets warped in. "hey i was watching two and a half men" "what's that" "..." "..." "we can't be friends any more" "hey sheriff antony-kun i'm going to defeat the evil kenzakishima-san" Eif-chan gives Sheriff Antony-kun a thumbs up. "BELIEVE IT" "okay" "VICTOLY" Eif-chan marches around the room, hands held high above his head. "great now look what you've done" "well guys i'm off to defeat the evil kenzakishima-san" Eif-chan heads out the front door, hands in his pockets, whistling badly. "there is no way this could go wrong"

EPYSODE TWO:
"bran-sama i need a weapon or two or ten" "oh are you going to defeat the evil kenzakishima-san" Eif-chan gives Bran-sama a thumbs up. "BELIEVE IT" Bran-sama sweats. "ARE YOU BELIEVING IT BRAN-SAMA" "can't say that i am" Eif-chan reels back, horrified. "wh-why not" "you may be a child prodigy but you have not mastered the way of the ninja" Bran-sama kicks a bridge in half. "i am going to be the best ninja" "bu-" "BELIEVE IT" "i'm sorry" Bran-sama looks at the ground. "i... just can't" A single tear streams from both Bran-sama and Eif-chan's faces. "OH EIF-CHAN YOU ARE SO LAZY AND ENDEARING" Amiee :3-kun slaps Eif-chan on the back. "that is a quality i find repulsive" "fuck off amiee :3-kun" "no" "fuck" "so are you off to defeat the evil kenzakishima-san" "fuck yes i am" "believe it?" "BELIEVE IT" "can i come with you as the female no one likes because the two male leads are supposed to have sex with eachother" "i don't see why not" "BUT GUYS" Michelle-sama comes running up. "i thought that was my job" "well um" "UNDERSTAND THAT" "it's 'believe it' you stupid bitch!!!" "see this is why i am perfect for the role" "good point well bye amiee :3-kun" "wait what" Eif-chan and Michelle-sama walk off with their hands in the pockets, whistling badly.

EPYSODE THREE:
"HEY JAKEY-KUN" Amiee :3-kun climbs into Jakey-kun's office. "it's four in the morning!!!" "it's nine am" "same thing" "not really" "amiee :3-kun? more like amiee :3-cunt" "ouch good one" "i've been working on it for a while" Jakey-kun winks. "believe it" "oh i do" "so why are you here" "we should go fight kenzakishima-san together" "but i have all this paperwork" "so" "good point" Jakey-kun flips his desk over and wakes up Sheriff Antony-kun. "come on we have to defeat kenzakishima-san" "i think eif-chan's got it covered" "0/10" "not even trolling" "GET UP YOU FAGGOT" A single tear streams down Sheriff Antony-kun's face. "i'm sorry i didn't mean to" "it's okay" Jakey-kun rubs Sheriff Antony-kun's back. "believe it"

EPYSODE FOUR:
Eif-chan tosses and turns in his sleep. "man why does no one ever believe it" "EIF-CHAN DO YOU BELIEVE IT YOURSELF" "yeah i... i... am not sure" "YOU WILL NEVER GET OTHERS TO BELIEVE IT IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IT YOURSELF FIRST" "how will i ever believe it" "FIRST YOU MUST ACCOMPLISH ONE GOAL; THE REST WILL FALL TOGETHER NATURALLY" The spirit fades away. "WAIT WAIT I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS" A single tear streams down Eif-chan's cheek. "DON'T LEAVE ME" Eif-chan suddenly wakes up in a cold sweat. "eif-chan what is wrong" "i... i don't believe it" "oh, finally, you understand that" "fuck off michelle-sama" "no" "fuck"

EPYSODE FIVE:
"KENZAKISHIMA-SAN" "yo" "I AM GOING TO DEFEAT YOU AND BRING PEACE TO OUR NATIVE JAPAN" Eif-chan grimmaces. "BELIEVE IT" "i'd rather not" "why does everybody hate me so" "HEY GUYS WE'RE HERE WHAT DID WE MISS" "he's not believing it" "really?!" "believe it" "i can't believe that" "fuck" Kenzakishima-san runs his blade through Eif-chan. "welp" "welp" "rats we cannot defeat kenzakishima-san" "we might as well be best friends forever and play bridge on thursdays" "can you make it fridays; thursday is poker night with svart-san" "only if i can come to poker night" "believe it"
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