E3 2013

THIS E3 I WILL BE TWITTERING MY THOUGHTS AS THEY COME TO ME SO THAT I DON'T LOSE THEM
https://twitter.com/guycoolington

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE WE START:
I hate the Xbox One with my entire being
I replayed SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE recently and really enjoyed it, then bought Brawl and really enjoyed that

I will hopefully be doing all five major conferences on Monday and Tuesday, and then watching other reveals on the other days.

I have already been suspended from Twitter for something? I'm not exactly clear on what.
Luckily, the way they handle this has put me BACK IN THE GAME immediately. I guess it was like a warning until I clicked a thing?
They said "agressive retweeting and/or following/unfollowing"

I retweeted a lot of posts I thought were funny and/or captured the spirit of the moment well, because this Twitter account is a TIME CAPSULE of E3 2013.
I followed then soon after unfollowed Gigidigi. She made funny game comics, but today she's mad about one sentence one guy said during a three-minute demo of a game that no one's gonna buy anyway. Rape jokes, etc. The point is, it was probably a comment that was spur of the moment and not meant to be a rape thing, but people are gobbling it up as PATRIARCHY and SEXISM and RAPE CULTURE and probably TRIGGER WARNING. I got banned for this. I didn't even say anything about it

This is why the Twitter account will end on Thursday and become a time capsule for future generations. And by future generations, I mean me a few months from now.

On a better note, I made a lot of stupid jokes. I like my stupid jokes.

It's 9:15, and Sony haven't started their conference.
I have taken matters into my own hands and tweeted this video at Sony.

I AM GOING TO POST THIS VIDEO FUCKING EVERYWHERE UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM SHEER EXCITEMENT