Hoop and Stick Day Special 2012

HOOP AND STICK DAY SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"IT'S HOOP AND STICK DAY BITCHES" "oh boy" "i remembered my hoop this year!!!" "i gave up my stick for lent" "oh can i have it then" "i already lent it to bran" "about that, i lost it in my attic" "oh good job i remembered my hoop" "but none of us have sticks" "nonsense, of the eight of us, one must have a stick" "not i" "not i" "not i" "not i" "not i" "not i" "not i" "fuck" "welp" Eif chucks his hoop into the dumpster. "every fucking year" "HEY I FOUND MY STICK" "oh shit let me grab my h-" The dump truck empties the dumpster into itself. "fuck my life" Eif runs up behind the dump truck and leaps onto its bumper. Jakey ties a rope to Eif's foot and climbs forward. The dump truck pulls up to another dumpster and opens its garbage hatch, putting the contents on the dumpster inside. Jakey jams his stick into the garbage hatch to prevent it from closing while Eif rummages through the garbage for his hoop. "hey look bacon" Eif eats some garbage bacon. "yum" "EIF FOCUS" "why would someone throw out a perfectly good vcr" Eif throws the VCR to Amiee :3. "FOUND IT" Eif retrieves his hoop just before the garbage hatch closes, snapping Jakey's stick in half. Jakey and Eif leap off the dump truck. "OKAY IT'S TIME FOR HOOPING AND STICKING" "OH SHIT" Jakey cups his face in his hands. "sigh" Eif tosses the hoop into A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Adrian runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of proud. Anal shoots from Mercutio's hands at the harlequin foetus knight, destroying it instantly. "phyllyp stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"