Pokemon Roulette

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Choose six, national dex, nothing disabled.

1: This Pokemon is your personal chef. All your meals for the rest of your life will be cooked by it.

2: This Pokemon is now obsessed with you. Creepily, romantically, whatever.

3: One of your parents has been replaced by this Pokemon.

4: This Pokemon now shares your bed every night.

5: Everybody in your neighbourhood is now this Pokemon.

6: This Pokemon has now materialised on your lap.


Post results. This is only slightly stolen from /vp/

1: Tympole. Fuck.
2: Rapidash. Well I'm not getting away from that shit.
3: Armaldo. Shite.
4: Corphish.butthurt
5: Shroomish. I AM A GOD AND I SHALL REIGN SUPREME
6: Raticate. Not sure how to respond.


All in all, average results.

1: Buneary. uhm

2: Metang. hooray a blue chunk of steel will now control my mind so it can have sex with me

3: Deerling. uhm

4: Tentacool. What the fuck

5: Primeape rip order
6: Pachirisu I can survive with that

1. Oddish
i can live with this mmmm

2. Landorus
oh dear

3. Sentret
best dad ever

4. Minccino
perfect

5. Carvanha
oh the imaginations

6. Manaphy
oh hey there

1. Forretress
I'm okay with this
2. Uxie
now this is pretty creepy
3. Sandile
no big loss
4. Qwilfish
OH COME ON
5. Mismagius

6. Exeggutor
fuck

Igglybuff
Smuglord
Ditto
Meloetta
Joltik
Granbull

NEW ONE TO ROLL ON WOOOOOOO


1: This Pokemon wants to fight you after school.

2: You have to cook all this Pokemon's meals for the rest of its life.

3: You and this Pokemon have formed a folk duo and must make 3 albums together.

4: This Pokemon is now King. You must do whatever it says.

5: This Pokemon is running crazy in the forests, you must take it down.

6: This Pokemon just stepped on you while you were asleep.
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Mine:

1: Munchlax
2: Jolteon
3: Mew
4: Clefairy's evolution
5: Bayleef
6: Koffing ..how?

1. Delcatty. Oh no just don't use attract

2. Heatmor. How do I feed a volcano-ish anteater anyway?

3. Starmie. Hooray we're gonna become super stars

4. Regirock. Obeying a stone? sure why not rofl

5. Shieldon. I'm gonna chase a shield-faced dinosaur in the forest wtf

6. Smeargle. oh uhm

1. Tangela
i am going to lose

2. Sunflora
what a treat it is master

3. Furret
me and daddy-o's evolved form??? rock on

4. Lanturn
O, great king lanturn

5. Diglett
how will i succeed

6. Unfezant
and what a delicate step it was my princess

1. Ninjask
2. Sceptile
3. Snover
4. Hariyama
5. Flareon
6. Nidoqueen

Groudon (crying)
Tranquill
Ivysaur
Palkia (hehe)
Stoutland
Whimsicott

The-revival

1. Just took a fit and is now rampaging around in your room.

2. Is now attempting to eat your face.

3. Acts as your new bed, replacing whatever bed you had before.

4. Helps you at work/whatever tasks you have to do.

5. Just crashed in through the roof of your house.

6. Will be by your side always until you die, due to having an infinite lifespan.

Cryogonal
Rufflet
Politoed
Tornadus
Gastly
Infernape

took a what

1. You are this pokemon
2. Sex with this pokemon
3. You use this pokemon for Surfing
4. You have to personally kill this mon
5. This mon rides around on your shoulders
6. You've discovered that this mon is in your favorite of your mother's recipes


Elgyem
Zorua
Lickitung
Flaafy
Slowpoke
Totodile

1. Lantern
wow what a guy

2. Litwick
hmm i guess i'm okay with this

3. Armaldo
nothing can stop me from winning the olympics in surfing now

4. Chinchou
my son, there is something I must do. . .

5. Ambipon
i am super okay with this

6. Thundurus
he really adds the kick that the meatloaf needs

he really adds the kick that the meatloaf needs

pop was spat that day

caterpie - I hope I am caterpie post-gen V

Panpour - A watermonkey with mushroomcloud hair having sex with a caterpillar?! hooray

Gothita - rip me

Eevee - Wow just wow. Green will ban me and unban me just to ban me again

Lileep - Take roots there baby

Jolteon - Charged tomato soup uhm

1.You
2.Your mentor
3.Your worst enemy
4.Enemys army consist of this Pokémon.
5.Your sidekick
6.The key to victory

1: Torterra. FUCK SHIT UP YEAH
2: Nidorina. okay.jpg
3: Moltres. YEAH WHY WOULD ANYONE LIKE A BURNING BIRD ANYWAY
4: Farfetch'd.
5: Bronzor.
6: Floatzel

1. machamp
i am indeed the fearless four armed leader

2. bouffalant
master i will avenge your hair in this majestic battle

3. Blaziken
this is really a fight for the record books

4. Porygon 2
...or maybe not

5. Bellossum
my friend, you and i will have victory this day

6. Aggron
i mean i suppose he's good against porygon 2s but bellossum and blaziken and machamp can totally eat him for breakfast key to victory i doubt it now give me the diamonds

Mareep
I CAN DO IT, FATHER
I CAN BEAT THE RECORD

Bagon
FATHER FOR YOU THE RECORD WILL BE BEATEN

Tentacruel
WHO DARES STAND IN THE WAY OF RECORD-BEATING

Raichu
OH THAT CLEVER BASTARD

Stantler
MILD ANNOYANCE WILL WIN THE DAY FOR US YET

Lotad:
YES LOTAD USE YOUR LEAVES TO ENSURE VICTOLY