Runtime Error canon

To be viewed in conjunction with official discography

1957: Svart is born

1960: Brandon Lehman is born

1961: Eifion Lewis is born

1962: Jake Adjutant is born

1966: Jake and Eifion record their first album on a four-track recorder, entitled Saving Private Porno

1972: Henry Whitney is born

1974: Brandon forms Jinzo and his Masterminds, release album Silver Lining

1976: Brandon aproaches Eifion and Jake in High School in Dover, Delaware to form an early version of Runtime Error
While walking along a major street, the band finds Svart begging for food on a street corner. They ask him if he can play guitar, and put him to work
Five minutes later, the band goes into a back alley (nicknamed 'Hobo Alley') and performs their first live show -- later turned into an album

1977: Runtime Error decide to make an album with an entirely different theme and, as to not betray their fanbase, make it under the name 'Service Unavailable'

1978: Runtime Error make their magnum opus, The Rise and Fall of Fisher and his Friendly Lamp Post, which sells like gangbusters

1981: Runtime Error make an album with Paul McCartney, adding millions and millions to their gigantic fanbase

1982: Jessica Schleiden is born

1983: Jake meets Henry on the way to a meeting in Delaware

1987: Runtime Error's Planetarium is banned in the nation of Audioslave
Runtime and Runtime Again banned in Brazil
Between a Hard and a Rock Place banned in April

1989: Crammin' Around the Christmas Tree is banned in Africa and Asia

1995: Cancerous Tumour is banned in Australia

2000: The remnants of the band have trouble coming to agreements; starts downward spiral for Runtime Error

2001: Live in Bangkok is banned in Thailand

2002: On the Inside is banned in the United States because of post-9/11 sensitivities

2005: Let the Music Take You Home is banned in Mongolia
Escapin' to Moscow is banned in Russia

2006: HENRY. is banned in China

2007: UNDER CONTROL is banned in Massachusetts
Artful Beastiary banned in Mars

2008: Steve Lukather joins the band
Eifion leaves the band, is replaces by thousands of musicians, including Henry
Eifion joins Night Ranger
Right in the Nuts is banned in Norway
Another Album by Us, Wooh is banned in New Zealand for having a horrible name
Runnin' form A/A is banned in Iraq
The Eifion Lewis Band is formed
Brandon leaves the band
Jake, Henry and 95% of the band leave
Runtime Error, headed by Lukey, release Runtime Error, which sells billions
Jake Adjutant is formed with Jake and Henry
Eifion, Henry, Jake and Brandon get together for Pollution is Really Really Funny
The Brandon Lehman Project is formed with Brandon, Jessica and some black dude

2009: Runtime Error gets back together with Jake, Brandon, Henry and Jessica
Runtime Error breaks up a week later, goes back to Lukey control
Brandon joins The Brian Setzer Orchestra
The Eifion Lewis Band disbands
Jake, Henry and Jessica form The Jake Adjutant Band, tour with The Taylor Maddox Band
Eifion, Brandon and Lukey form Jelly Roll
Jelly Roll disbands
Eifion Lewis is formed
Brandon dies
Ernie Isley joins The Jake Adjutant Band as drummer
Eifion Lewis disbands
The Jake Adjutant Band disbands
Broom Broom Car is formed, with Jake, Eifion, Jessica, Henry, Kenneth Lewis and Ernie Isley
Ernie Isley is kicked out of Broom Broom Car for secretly being black

2010: Brandon is revived with black magic
Runtime Error is reformed

So many years of joy. Can't wait for the next chapter, bro'. It has Shredd

they all feature shredding

"EIfion, Brandon and Lukey form Jelly Roll
Jelly Roll disbands"

"1994: Runtime Error make a shitty unplugged album that gets banned in Yugoslavia and Jake's heart"

I lol'd hard

You forgot to mention me ODing on multi-vitamins, leading my son Kenneth to embark on the Lewis Plays Lewis tour, with a setlist consiting entirely of my songs from over the years

you'd think he'd be capable of writing his own material, seriously

I thought the ODing ordeal was an attempt to sell more albums, as people originally thought you had died, when in actuality, you hired a guy to dress up like you and die, just like Michael Jackson.

TMB already wrote a song about Mr. Eifion Lewis

JAB and TMB collaborated on an album in tribute to E. H. Lewis

The album was great. I put 110% of my heart and soul into it.

I thought the ODing ordeal was an attempt to sell more albums, as people originally thought you had died, when in actuality, you hired a guy to dress up like you and die, just like Michael Jackson.

That's exactly what happened.

Oh, thanks for the answer almost a week later.

I'M A HELPER