"hello and welcome to celebrity take the money and run - i am your host, bran the adolescent; today we have two celebrities competing to win the game match: jack white and ainsley harriott!!!" "excited to be here bran the adolescent" "same" "now you are aware of the rules right" "winner gets $10,000 donated to their charity of choice; the loser gets executed" "right you are jack white; now onto the action" Bran the Adolescent walks Jack White and Ainsley Harriott over to the sparring table. "okay we asked 100 males aged 17-39; i am thinking of a number between 1 and 1,000 - what is it" Jack White buzzes in. "546" "CORRECT" "wait what" "WE WILL BE DONATING $10,000 TO THE JACK WHITE FOUNDATION - FIXING THE HOMES OF NEEDY PEOPLE NAMED JACK WHITE" Ainsley Harriott chair traps him. "AND AINSLEY HARRIOTT WILL GET 10,000 VOLTS" Bran the Adolescent pulls the lever, sending 10,000 volts of electricity into Ainsley Harriott's body, killing him. "WELL THAT'S IT FOR TODAY; JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR MORE CELEBRITY TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN"