"ahahahahahaha you cannot defeat me and also my cards" "wanna bet?!" "YES and if you lose this card game, i will shoot you with a bullet from my gun, sending your soul to the shadow realm!!!" "oh noooooooo" "my turn!!!" Svart draws his card. "i summon the luminescent celtic guardian!!!" "dude that's not a card that exists" "WHAT IT TOTALLY IS" Svart holds up a card that looks like it was drawn by a five-year-old. "i stand corrected" "WHEN SUMMONED, THE LUMINESCENT CLETIC GUARDIAN DESTROYS ALL OF YOUR MONSTERS" "SHIT" "NOW I ATTACK YOUR LIFEPOINTS DIRECTLY" "YOU CAN'T I uh HAVE A FORCEFIELD" "DAMMIT FOILED AGAIN but i must win because of my tragic backstory" "oh do tell" "my son was playing in traffic but then a car came and..." A single tear streams down Svart's face. "and sent him to the shadow realm!!!" "yeah gotta watch out for those ancient egyptian cars" "i end my turn" "oh no my entire life or something rests on this last card i draw"