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 Take the Money and Run (season 16)

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PostSubject: Take the Money and Run (season 16)   Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:21 pm

EPYSODE ONE:
"hello and welcome to 'take the money and run'; today's game is 'who wants to leave with a thousand alabama fun bux' i'm your host, bran the man; let's play" The lights dim and become red-tinted. "order these phrases from coolest to least cool; A: anal B: adventure C: shoe D: thailors" Sixty seconds pass. "the correct answer was B, C, D, A; first person to get the correct answer was... amiee :3 from montreal, japan" "oh shit" Amiee :3 takes the podium. "ARE YOU READY TO PLAY" "i guess" "OKAY HERE IS THE ONE-HUNDRED ALABAMA FUN BUX QUESTION; what is love? A: the feeling of mutual attraction; B: baby don't hurt me; C: don't shoot me dude; D: ketchup" "oh man" "it's a tough one i know" "i'm gonna go with B: baby don't hurt me final answer" "OH FUCK I'M SORRY YOU ARE LEAVING THE ONE-HUNDRED ALABAMA FUN BUX BRACKET AND MOVING TO TWO-HUNDRED" "gee" "which of the following is not a Pokémon? A: tentaquil; B: blarshbabble; C: farfignugletron; D: adam sandler" "uh-oh are you guys sure this isn't the thirty-two-thousand alabama fun bux question" Bran the Man looks over his shoulder, and the camera man nods. "i'm leaning towards blarshbabble or farfignugletron" "those are rather silly names" "i mean i've heard of adam sandler, and tentaquil sounds very Pokémon-y, but farfignugletron and blarshbabble? shit dog" Bran the Man nods. "can i use my 50/50" "oh sure your new options are B: blarshbabble and D: adam sandler" "oh man then my choice is clear; B: blarshbabble final answer" "CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE SO wrong i'm sorry bro" "wat" "JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR MORE TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN"
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PostSubject: Re: Take the Money and Run (season 16)   Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:22 pm

EPYSODE TWO:
"hello and welcome to 'take the money and run'; today's game is 'brotherly battle' i'm your host, bran the man, and today we have two new families; say hello to the robert truckdriver family" "Hello" "and the blackbeard family" "arrrrrrrrgh" "LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Robert Truckdriver 13 and Ceruleanbeard run up to the stage. "we surveyed one-hundred people, top two answers on the board; what is the ideal time to go to bed; robert truckdriver" "That Would Be Nighttime" "um okay; SHOW ME NIGHTTIME" 'Nighttime' flips over on the board as the number-one answer. "um will you pass or play" "We Will Pass" "okay blackbeard family let's goooooooo; what is the ideal time to go to bed" "arrrrrrrrrgh that be hammertime matey" "um okay; SHOW ME HAMMERTIME" A buzzer is heard. "arrrrrrrrgh ye daft fool who be sleepin' at hammertime matey" "same question bro" "arrrrrrrrgh how about wintertime matey" "SHOW ME WINTERTIME" A second buzzer is heard. "arrrrrrrrrrgh we not be bears ye daft fool" "same question again" "arrrrrrrrrrgh i be sayin' midafternoon" "SHOW ME MIDAFTERNOON" A third buzzer is heard, and Bran the Man walks over to the Robert Truckdriver side. "if you answer this correctly you will go on to the THUNDER ROUND; what is the ideal time to go to bed" "The Righttime" "SHOW ME THE RIGHTTIME" 'Righttime' flips over on the board. "arrrrrrrrrrgh that be cheatin' for everybody knows that nighttime be the righttime" Bran the Man hits the trapdoor button, and the Blackbeard family falls into a pit. "YOU WIN JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR MORE TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN" "But What About The Thunder Round" "fuck off robert truckdriver" "No" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Take the Money and Run (season 16)   Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:22 pm

EPYSODE THREE:
"hello and welcome to 'take the money and run'; today's game is 'the value is correct' i'm your host, bran the man; let's play" "TODAY WE HAVE A PRETTY COOL POOL TABLE ON WHICH YOU DO POOL THINGS" "jakey your bid" "shit, a pool in a table?! A MILLION ALABAMA FUN BUX" "eif" "TWO million" "amiee :3" "FIVE million" "kathy?" "ONE ALABAMA FUN BUCK" "pfft" "and the actual value iiiiiiiiiiis... four hundred alabama fun bux kathy wins" "wat" "i need to get me one of those" Kathy runs up to the stage. "NOW WE WILL PLAY HOLE-PUNCH DEALY PUNCH SOME HOLES GIRLFRIEND" Kathy punches a few holes into the board. "oh shit look at all of these prizes" Bran the Man takes out Kathy's prizes. "you have won A CAR" "OH SHIT" Kathy runs up to her new car and hops in the driver's seat. "SO LONG CHUMPS" Kathy accelerates hard, driving through the audience. "we'll be right back"
"and now for another item?" "TODAY WE ALSO HAVE NICE SWISS ARMY NUNCHUCKS WITH BUILT-IN CAN-OPENER, SCREWDRIVER, KNIFE, FORK, SPOON, SPORK, PEN, iPOD, AND CAR KEYS" "jakey how much do you think the item is" "all that utility? pfft must be at least a billion alabama fun bux" "eif?" "more like a trillion" "amiee :3?" "more like an octillion" "sheriff antony?" "all these people are WAY over; it's only fifty million" "..." "..." "welp; the actual value was thirty alabama fun bux" "WHAT" "EXCUSE ME I AM GOING TO THE STORE" Jakey rushes out of the studio, wallet in hand. Amiee :3, Sheriff Antony, and Eif follow him, each holding their money-holding units. "um well i guess that's it for take the money and run?"
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