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 The Sheriff and the Pea

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PostSubject: The Sheriff and the Pea   Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:25 pm

CHAPTOUR ONE:
There once existed a fair sheriff, the envy of all other law enforcement officers the world over. It was said that he was so good at finding clues, that he could feel out the tiniest disturbance under any thickness of material. One day, someone took a single pea and placed it beneath Sheriff Antony's mattress. When Sheriff Antony went to bed that night, he immediately felt the disturbance. "what the fuck is this shit" Sheriff Antony rolled out of bed, and drew one of his signature twin revolvers. He carefully lifted the mattress, and saw a small pea. "i don't like this" The sheriff immediately set in motion a plan.
The next day, the pea-leaver returned to the scene of the crime, and lifted Sheriff Antony's mattress once more. Only this time, his arm was caught in a bear trap. "AHA" Sheriff Antony lept out from the wardrobe he'd been hiding in, and aimed his gun at the culprit. "ch-chief?!" Sting nodded. "i was only testing you sheriff" A single tear streamed down Sting's cheek. "you passed" "hooray" The two then shared drinks and laughed and sung all the night long.
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