Valentine's Day Special 2014

VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"jakey someone is sending me flowers and chocolates" "oh i didn't realise it was your birthday" "that's just it though; it's not my birthday" "..." Jakey and Eif run around screaming with their arms above their heads. "we need to get to the bottom of this before it's too late" "yes; remember what happened to svart" "DID SOMEONE CALL ME" Svart waddles out of his room, but trips and rolls down the stairs. "FUCK SHIT HELP OH GOD" His perfectly round body rolls out the door, down the street, and into the lake. "... i'll go get the fishing rods" Eif and Jakey grab their fishing gear and head to the lake to rescue Svart. "hey what are you guys doing" "trying to rescue svart but he's not biting" "i don't like worms though" "if it's good enough for fish, it's good enough for you svart" "man i can't believe some monster would send us flowers and chocolates when it's not our birthday; it's like they wanted this to happen" Amiee :3 sweats. "uh yeah totally i mean like what monster would ha ha ha well um i'd better go" Amiee :3 sprints off. "oh man he's biting!!!" Jakey reels in his catch, A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"