Groundhog Day Special 2014

GROUNDHOG DAY SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"hey groundhog what's up" "six more weeks of winter guys" "WHAT" Eif lunges at the groundhog. "BITCH I WILL CUT YOU" Jakey and Bran try to hold Eif back. "dude no he has lawyers" "OH HE WON'T BE THE ONE NEEDING A LAWYER WHEN I'M THROUGH" Eif chucks his sword into the ground, hitting right beside the groundhog. "... well shit" "YOU HAVE OFFENDED MY HONOUR AS A GROUNDHOG FOR THE LAST TIME" The groundhog climbs out of his hole and slaps Eif on the face with a white glove. "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL" "I ACCEPT, FOR IN DUELS I ALWAYS... DO WELL" "..." "..." Jakey and Bran let go of Eif, causing him to fall over, and walk off, hoping never to see Eif again, soas not to be reminded of this horrible pun. Svart walks up to Eif and the groundhog and produces two identical pairs of boxing gloves. "you know the rules" Eif nods. "and so do i" Eif and the groundhog take ten paces in opposite directions. "IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL" Eif spins around on his heel and charges after the groundhog, hitting him with a fierce uppercut, and sending him flying. The groundhog flips over in midair and plummets into Eif’s face, fist-first. Eif flies back into a tree, rebounding off of it and pounding the groundhog into the ground. The groundhog digs a tunnel an erupts from beneath Eif’s feet, launching him skyward. Eif flips over in midair and spins his whole body, creating a drill effect. Eif drills into the ground where the groundhog dug his hole, and continues through the Earth to China. The groundhog is knocked into A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"