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 Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] Halloween Special Part Three

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PostSubject: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] Halloween Special Part Three   Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:44 pm

"oh man a scary house" "don't you mean haunted house" "the two aren't mutually exclusive" "hmm i guess not" "let's go inside!!!" "i'd rather not; i've heard it's scary" "where'd you hear that" Eif holds up a magazine. "scary houses quarterly" "well the new skeptic times rated it as 'probably not scary'" "hmm the new skeptic times has never steered me wrong before with its unique brand of skepticism" "the new skeptic times doubts that" "can't argue with that logic" "so wait is the house scary or not" "definitely... maybe" "i guess there's only one way to find out" Jakey waddles over to a payphone and calls Svart. "hey svart is this house scary" "probably, but bear in mind that i have severe domatophobia" "yes we all know about your fear of wax sculptures thanks bye" Jakey hangs up and waddles back to the group. "it's probably scary" "hmm" "maybe we should avoid it then" "good idea" "you never know what could be inside, waiting to scare a person" "yeah it could be a lampshade" "or the colour chartreuse" "or a yuletide log" "or aunt dorris" "or an ainsley harriott action figure with self-cramming action" "or a copy of bob seger's greatest hits" "or A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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