Mission 125: Her Majesty [Jakey]
"jakey you're home awfully soon" "how's being the president treating you" "what" Jakey holds up a newspaper with the headline "JAKEY BEATS JAKEY". "wait which jakey beat who" "fuck if i know" "so i'm president?" "i guess" "i guess i'll need to hold auditions for vice president" "OOH PICK KATHY" "but kathy you are already secretary of defense, secretary of the treasury, secretary of education, etc." "i can handle it" "have you ever been vice president before?" "no" "then no you can't" "shit fuck cock ass motherfuck" Jakey sets up a booth at Comicon for vice president tryouts. "hello my name is deputy orange and i would be the perfect vice president" "why is that" "if something goes wrong, just blame me" "YOU'RE HIRED" Jakey gets up to shake Deputy Orange's hand, but stubs his toe. "GODDAMMIT ORANGE" "now you're getting it!!!" Michelle walks up to the booth dressed as her favourite anime character, Michelle. "take me home"
[reward: respect +/president t-shirt/the credits/THE END]