Frend: London Riots Special!

frend londone riots spexial!!

dum-dum-dum duuuuum

chapter special: socialism, what a nice guy

hi im RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
im hey! arnold
hey hey! arnold
hey RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
hey! arnold my heavy metal band is taking off big time
ur not in a heavy metal band RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
oh sorry i meant these london riots are taking off!!!
it was an easy mistake to make RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME please don't cry
it's just i try so hard but i just never succeed anywhere i'm just sick and tired of trying hey! arnold
shhh it'll be alright as long as i'm with you
ROFL that's gay man
LMFAO do you want to go and see a broadway musical
don't touch me, hey! arnold

Elsewhere...

farmer joe what are you doing!!
I am looting, children
but farmer joe looting is a very bad thing to do
Hush, Malcolm X
sorry farmer joe
Well children it's time to put those supple little wonderful muscles to work and help me loot this shop like fuck
but farmer joe this is an antiques shop
antiques are totally gay, farmer joe
*Mallet*
my ovaries!!!
farmer joe you squished john proctor to a pulp!
He had it coming, William Shakespeare, now come on and help me load these antiques into the Farmer Joemobile
but farmer joe the farmer joemobile is on fire and it's already full from when you looted the socks and sandals museu-
*Catapult*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i miss him

Elsewhere...

gosh RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME london sure is violent
i know hey! arnold it's a good job i spent all those years being trained in the art of really-good-fighting
i have done every kind of fighting there is
great
great
hey hey! arnold that building is on fire LOL
OMGROFL
perhaps we should save the residents who are trapped inside
ye i totally agree we can't leave them like this
they need our help, we can't sit by idly while they are burned alive!
we need to rescue them and then show these rioters who's boss!!
we will be crowned national heroes
we will have our own plaques at the museum of shoe
let's go!
come to think of it it's getting kinda late
yeah and i'm hungry
and two and a half men is on in half an hour
oh boy i hope it's not a rerun again
we would not want their sacrifice to be in vain
that's kinda gay, hey! arnold
gay like... YOU
...
...
*run off in tears*
no, RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME, wait!

Elsewhere...

wow this tour isn't going so well LOL
ROFL
LMFAO
Pmsl
james henderfeldt we can't let these rioters stop us
you're right marty fredhead asl
48 / m / london
Perhaps We Can Calm The Rioters With The Power Of Music
good thinking robert truckdriver
but calming is for girls!!
good point we should instead perform a song that will make them boogie their anger away
but lars ulrickastley we don't have any songs for one to boogie boogie on down the line all nite long to!!!!!!!
don't be silly marty fredhead, we have a song on st. anger which is the epitome of boogie
Boogieing Is My Life
you already told us
Cry More
so are you guys to ready to perform our 1977 hit stayin' alive to the restless london rioters
sure what could go wrong
They Will Be Unable To Resist Moving Those Wonderful Hips In Time To Our Sweet Boogie
you said it, robert truckdriver

Elsewhere...

farmer joe why did you set that building on fire!!
That is the building where Jim Carrey raped and murdered Mama Joe, children
oh
we are so sorry, farmer joe
Nah but seriously I thought it would be funny
oh
lmfao
You have learned well, Dave A. Stewart
but farmer joe, that was the national museum of it
where will the residents of london go to learn about the wonders of it now, farmer joe

your complete and utter disregard for it sickens me, farmer joe
goodbye, farmer joe

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but seriously farmer joe where is the tank we want to crush some houses
I parked it on top of ASDA, children, but remember not to run over fellow rioters or spill juice over the seats
yay
woo-berries
hoorah
my life is a never ending spiral of pain and anguish, both physical and mental
what is love

Elsewhere...

we are such good citizens, RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
right you are, hey! arnold
who would have thought london rioters would burn so nicely
it's a good thing the rioters smashed the windows of the national museum of retainers but forgot to loot it
indeed, or else they would have these grenade launchers, not us
*carnage*
*carnage*
woops wasn't that the mayor of london
oopsie wasn't that queen elizabeth the second
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...
ROFL
LMFAO
*carnage*
*carnage*

Later...

well, hey! arnold, the entirety of london appears to be in smoldering ruin
but we defeated the rioters!!
hooray!!
we are heroes
i cannot wait for us to recieve our hero medals
how the fuck did we get here
being a hero is cold on my bones
mine too, we should head back to the land of shoe to our warm appartment
indeed, we can celebrate our heroic deeds by arranging some flowers and watching brokeback mountain in french
...
...
sounds good
cramcramcram

"All in a day's work...". The narrator closes the book.
"... for hey! arnold and RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME". A single tear streams down the narrator's face, as he stands up, puts on his jacket and scarf, and heads out the door into the new day. The warmth of the sun reminded him that he was alive.
"the game"

fin