ANDERS wakes up in a cold sweat.ANDERS: DEEAAUUGH
JUSTICE comes in.JUSTICE: Is something wrong, Anders
ANDERS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JUSTICE: What the fuck, Anders
ANDERS: I had this dream and you were inside me and made me a terrorist AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JUSTICE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SENESCHAL VAREL and HAWKE come in.VAREL: Hey guys this is your new Warden-Commander
HAWKE: Hey, you never told me what happened to the previous Warden-Commander
VAREL: He fell down the stairs
ANDERS: I warned him about stairs
HAWKE walks up to ANDERS, a FIRE burning in her EYES.HAWKE: I can't believe you let Oghren die, man
A SINGLE TEAR streams down ANDERS's cheek. OGHREN walks in.OGHREN: Hello
HAWKE: Fuck off, Oghren
OGHREN: NO U
HAWKE: NO ME
VAREL: Oh, also there are darkspawn about or something I wasn't paying attention
JUSTICE: Darkspawn?! Sounds VERY LAME
HAWKE: old
HAWKE, JUSTICE, ANDERS, OGHREN, NATHANIEL and ELVEN MORRIGAN head to AMARANTHINE.ELVEN MORRIGAN: How does this help me find my sister
NATHANIEL: We already found your sister
ELVEN MORRIGAN: NO U
NATHANIEL: NO ME
HAWKE: Hey have any of you guys seen any darkspawn ROFL
PHYLLYP: Sure why not LMFAO
HAWKE: Thanks for your help LOL
THE SIX head off to KITTENMARSH and find a group of DARKSPAWN with their HOUNDS.ANDERS: Oh, they have dogs now? I guess they're called...
ANDERS puts on his SUNGLASSES.ANDERS: BARKSPAWN
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DRAGON AGE II: STILL AWAKE