Today marks the release of Broom Broom Car's second full-length studio album,
BEARS. After a
Chinese Democracy[/]i-sized wait since their last LP, [i]We are Not Drinking from a Glass (released 8-5-09).
After loads of death threats frontman Jake Cole Adjutant recieved to release the album, mastering was finally completed on the sophomore LP.
Track listing:
01: "BEARS" - 2:15 (Lewis, Adjutant)
02: "Love is Like a Horrible Stone" - 4:55 (Adjutant, Lewis)
03: "Too Much Assrape" - 1:00 (Adjutant, Lewis)
04: "Studio Chatter: Prack, Could be Better" - 10:00 (N/A)
05: "Anal of Iron" - 3:25 (Lewis, Adjutant)
06: "Time, What a Lame" - 2:15 (Adjutant, Lewis)
07: "Become One with Christ" - 3:00 (Lewis, Adjutant)
08: "Studio Chatter: Anal, Great Object of Obsession" - 10:00 (N/A)
09: "Rigid Anal Blues" - 3:15 (Lewis, Adjutant)
10: "What?! ANAL is evolving!" - 2:00 (Adjutant, Lewis)
11: "Congratulations! Your ANAL has evolved into ANALICIOUS!" - 2:00 (Lewis, Adjutant)
12: "Studio Chatter: Citizens United Negating Time for Life and People's Safety" - 10:00 (N/A)
13: "BEARS Reprise" - 1:15 (Lewis, Adjutant)
14: "Teehee" - 2:00 (Lewis, Adjutant)
15: "So Much Christ" - 3:15 (Lewis, Adjutant)
16: "Studio Chatter: FUCK" - 10:00 (N/A)
Bonus track: "The Game" - 59:55 (Adjutant, Lewis)
Personel:
Jake Cole Adjutant -- lead guitars, vocals
Eifion Cole Lewis -- lead panjo, vocals
Jessica Cole Schleiden -- rhythm guitars, vocals
Henry Cole Whitney -- bass guitars, vocals
Interviewer: "Up now on The Great-Anal Show is a band you all know and love, Broom Broom Car. Welcome, gentlemen."
Henry: "The Game"
Interviewer: "Lovely. Now, I understand that your latest album,
BEARS, is the first Broom Broom Car album not to feature Ernie Isley. Why is this?"
Jake: "Oh, around September or so, we realised that Ernie was black. He had to go."
Interviewer: "Um, Kenneth was also black."
Eifion: "wat"
Interviewer: "Your son; he's black."
Eifion: "Um, I think I would know if my son were black kthx"
Interviewer: "So, um... why did this LP take you so long compared to your Runtime Error and The Jake Adjutant Band releases?"
Jake: "The album release was delayed due to none of us wanting to do another interview."
Interviewer: "But... why don't I stimulate your brain and I'm a nice guy why not want an interview with me"
Henry: "Dude, you're not-that-cool."
Jake: "Dude, too far."
Interviewer: *sobbing* "Wha-what have I ever done to you, you asshole?! You don't have the right to talk to me like that!"
Eifion: *sobbing* "There, there. It will be all right"
Jessica: *sobbing* "I'll go make him a nice cake" *exits studio*
Jake: *sobbing* "You should be ashamed of yourself, Henry"
Henry: *sobbing* "I'm so sorry"
Interviewer: *sobbing* "Sorry doesn't cut it"
Jake: *sobbing* "There must be a sacrifice"
Eifion: *sobbing, cuts Henry's anal off*
Henry: *sobbing* "Can you ever forgive me"
Jake: *sobbing* "Coming up next is John Lennon's 'Imagine', followed by the new After-Life. single. Stay tuned to Quite-Good.Fm (or else)"