GHG thread/quote honours!

Any thread or quote from the ol' GHG that YOU think is good enough can go here. You post it, and I'll edit the post if I deem it good enough!

threads:
Eifion's Song Guessing Game.
stairway's Zeppelin poll.
stairway explaining why he wants Stairway in GH!
stairway's Stairway poll.
stairway's "I H8 U" thread.
stairway's "GO DIE" thread.
One of stairway's many, many "KIL DA FORUM" posts.
One of my many hate threads. Yay!
The "x" factor.
stairway's "JAEK N GER SUK" thread.
Everyone is Toki!
Bukkake.
stairway's first GH list.

quotes:

Eifion wrote:

I've decided to become a perfectionist. That way, I'll have more reasons to hate people.

Your comas are too curvy.

Undies_On_Stage wrote:

I dont want to name her an ordinary name so ive tried to come up with several names. This Is What I Have:

Triangle

BrotherFromAnotherMother wrote:

it was just an average day for markmw. He came home from school horrified to discover his mother raped and murdered. He scowered through the house in tears until he shockingly found his dog being beaten to death. He later found his father hung from the rafters of his basement and his siblings decapitated. Traumatized and scared, he fled his home. As he turned back, he saw a hairy-legged 14-year-old cackling in the distance.

worldman29 wrote:

No.

Ozzie234 on Stairway to Heaven wrote:

No it's not. It's a LEGENDARY song. Would fit as final encore 100 times better than stupid Freebird.

Journeyfan122 wrote:

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN? ITS SOLO IS NOT OVERRATED. IT WAS RANKED THE BEST OF ALL TIME IN GUITAR WORLD MAGAZINE.

Eifion wrote:

I'm a communist! Yay!

Dimetime wrote:

you sir fail, forever. and even when your in hell burning, satan himself will hump you while repeating "you fail" everytime he humps you.

Eifion wrote:

theGooche wrote:

Eifion wrote:

andapaul wrote:

Eifion wrote:

andapaul wrote:

I dont know if this has been posted but nirvana smells like teen sprit would be so damn awesome to play does anyone agree (too bad from what i see on these forums RedOctane and harmonix dont give to shits about what u suggest)

You fail. The degree of fail you have brought with you by posting that is so great, that with every breath you take you disgrace yourself and all those around you. You must now renounce your religion, move to Belgium, and never love again as your punishment for daring to unleash such epic fail upon the universe. If you ever try to be happy again, you shall be drawn and quartered the following noon. This is what you deserve for failing so much. YOU. FAIL.

down the river, not across the street....in other words go slit your wrists....... then go ass fvck your mother

My mother's dead.

Put that in your windpipe and smoke it, idiot

Comeback of the millenia.

My... GOD. You remarkable human being. I can't actually tell if you're being sarcastic or not. This means you must've been born with a sixth sense of natural sarcasm. Unless it wasn't sarcasm. I'm confused.

Eifion wrote:

YEAH! COME ON, GUYS! LET'S GRAB OUR PLASTIC GUITAR CONTROLLERS AND SLAP OUR STRUM BARS LIKE RETARDS FOR 9 MINUTES WHILE WANKING UP AND DOWN THE FRET BUTTONS! YEAH! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN! HELL, YEAH!

to be updated

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FREE SEX sucked.

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JulieIsASuitcase wrote:

stairway's Zeppelin poll.

lolconversationbreakdown

new york thread where she was gonna say on her show that she loved guitarhero and had proved me wrong

best thread evar

My first post ever!!!!!!1

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R.I.P