american idol auditions in boston today

i'm so fucking going i'm gonna win and be so sexy and voted for and record deal and i'll invite toki in as my guitarist and i can totally be so popular and assraped by emo poseurs for like a month then immediately forgotten when katy perry comes out with a new song about being a lesbian fuck yeah then i can get a small following of people who have enjoyed me since my humble beginnings on the guitar hero game forum and love my music because its good not because i won american idol and it will be so great and everyone will love me and you'll see me in shoe ads then i'll sell out to rock band and get rock band: live! track pack: auburn vendetta which will be my band name because it sounds emo kind of and that is really popular with the emos and druggies until 2010 when no one will care any more except like two people named steve but it sound kind of badass too way better than deep purple or alice in chains but not as cool as iron maiden or led zeppelin but still cool then we will become the band formerly known as auburn vendetta or 0-+jaazc.,%12 which no one can pronounce and i will get on dr. phil and fix my band issues because the band formerly known as auburn vendetta will think i'm a control freak but i'm really not because i don't overdub my vocals on live dvds like whitesnake or kiss because i'm not gay like your mom but i will be so awesome but i will get tired of being 0-+jaazc.,%12 so i will change the band name back to auburn vendetta then i will be known as the band formerly known as the band formerly known as auburn vendetta by the cool people who like me but by then the world will be tired of glam-fusion so i will be poor and playing for nickels on a street corner in seattle but then glam-fusion will make a comeback in 2012 right before the world ends so i'll have $328623489764635 but then the world will end oh no and i'll be dead and that's bad because there is no afterlife because religion is a crock of shit like marriage so what i'm saying is basically that i'm going to audition for american idol in boston today yeah

...good luck?

what song(s) did you sing
how long did you wait in line
did you meet anybody standing in line
was Ryan Seacrest standing in line
did you talk to him
did you compliment him on his height

I can just imagine it now.


Randy: Yo dawg what's yo name
Jake: My name is Dave
Simon: Okay Dave, lets see what you can do.
Jake/Dave: *Puts down guitar and walks out*

what song(s) did you sing
this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfvQ02yHbR4
how long did you wait in line
five seconds
did you meet anybody standing in line
i met jason castro's other brother fidel
was Ryan Seacrest standing in line
no
did you talk to him
yes i told him that my mom has MS so i'd get sympathy votes
did you compliment him on his height
no but i complimented him on his guyliner

"This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions. "

Try this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMCDQZEBAQc

Fucking shitty youtube.

I googled the first link though, Never Gonna Give You Up by Barry Manilow?

ssshhh

More importantly, did you introduce yourself as dave.

Also, did the judges love your witty 16 year old racist humour.

And finally, DID THEY THINK YOU WERE GOOD.

More importantly, did you introduce yourself as Dave.
i'm not Dave; Dave is Dave
Also, did the judges love your witty 16 year old racist humour.
randy didn't think it was thank funny; nor did paula or kara but simon loved it
And finally, DID THEY THINK YOU WERE GOOD.
they thought i was too good for the competition and should form a band

simon, what a nice guy.

But seriously, did you get the golden ticket.

yes and now i get a magical tour of willy wonka's chocolate factory

i hear that's a nice place