CHAPTOUR THREE:
"hello nephethys, we were just talking about you and your chosen-ness; this is ancano, the thalmor advisor to the college" "muahahahahaha!!! i will make the power of this mystic artefact mine!!!" "uh professor? he seems evil" "aw don't worry about it; he's good people" Nephethys gives Tolfdir a quizical look. "okay, we have determined through much research that this is the eye of magnus, and we need the staff of magnus to use its power safely so go into the dangerous dungeon full of tricks, traps, and lots and lots of draugr" "i'm just a student" "no, you're the chosen one; get to it"
Nephethys returns to the college with the Staff of Magnus and some fresh wounds. "oh nephethys good you're here!!! remember when i said ancano was good people? well egg on my face!!! he's bad people!!! he's trying to harness the power of the eye of magnus to destroy the world or something!!! i'm not really clear on what his intentions are!!!" "that sucks" "please chosen one!!! defeat ancano and save the world!!!" "fine, fine" Nephythys uses the Staff of Magnus to dispell Ancano's barrier, then whacks him with it. "ow fuck that hurt" Ancano drops dead, and the Eye of Magnus disappears. "congratulations nephythys; you are now our new arch-mage" "wait what; i've taken one class and hit a guy and now i'm the arch-mage? what?" "you are clearly the best wizard in all of skyrim" "i only cast one spell this whole time" "and how many spells have you seen us cast in that timeframe?" "oh, right"
THE END