E3 2019

first there was Guy Coolington
second was Rick Scoop
third was Scooter Brown
fourth was Hans Minchwood
fifth was Richter Nitro

and now, for this year's E3, we've got our boy
COOKING UP THAT SWEET, SWEET E3 TWEET
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https://twitter.com/PapaParazoni


2013: https://twitter.com/guycoolington
2014: https://twitter.com/RickScoop
2015: https://twitter.com/ScootToTheTruth
2016: https://twitter.com/minchwood
2017: https://twitter.com/RichterNitro



okay so it's time I came clean about something embarrassing
the reason i've been numbering these threads a year ahead is because i misread silver's E3 thread title "E3 2016-1" as "the first E3 2016 thread" and I was like "wow what a guy getting the year wrong" but then I realised years later it was supposed to be read "E3 2016 MINUS 1" and oh well egg on my face
IT'S A TRADITION NOW I CAN'T STOP GETTING THE YEAR WRONG


E3 schedule:
Saturday 09 June - Tuesday 12 June
(all times EST)

Saturday, 2 PM - EA
Sunday, 4 PM - Microsoft
Sunday, 9:30 PM - Bethesda
Monday, 1 PM - Square-Enix
Monday, 4 PM - Ubisoft
Monday, 9 PM - Sony
Tuesday, noon - Nintendo


E3 hopes and also expectations:

EA
HOPES: the shutdown of Visceral Games was a joke
EXPECTATIONS: Madden, bad Star Wars games, FIFA, Pele returns

Microsoft
HOPES: Crackdown 3's cancellation was a joke, Forza Horizon 4
EXPECTATIONS: Minecraft (every year), Halo, car games that aren't Horizon 4

Bethesda:
HOPES: TESVI: High Rock
EXPECTATIONS: shitty battle royale Fallout game, then absolutely nothing for half an hour, capped off with a Skyrim port for the Ouya

Squenix:
HOPES: KH3 release date, Crystal Dymanics Avengers game gameplay
EXPECTATIONS: KH3 delayed, FFVII remake looks like shit

Ubisoft:
HOPES: Aisha Tyler
EXPECTATIONS: Assassin's Creed MCLXVI, Just Dance 2019

Sony:
HOPES: Devil May Cry 5
EXPECTATIONS: the same five games they've been showing for the last three E3s, plus that shitty-looking Spyro remake

Nintendo:
HOPES: Odyssey expansion/Odyssey 2, BOTW sequel, Fire Emblem 16, Mario Kart 9, Paper Mario RPG, Super Mario Warriors
EXPECTATIONS: probably Galaxy 3 to completely break my heart, Super Smash Bros. (I'm still worn out from the last pre-release), double-down on Labo