Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] 4/20 Special

4/20 SPECIAL AND SHIT:
Bran struts outside to get this morning paper, wearing his morning bathrobe. "aw yeah what a beautiful day even my usual hatred for thursdays cannot stop me from enjoying this beaut-" Bran freezes dead in his tracks when he sees his lawn, covered in weeds. "THURSDAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY" Bran snatches the newspaper off the ground and retreats into his house. He emerges a minute later, in normal clothes, and carrying a spray can of weed killer. "TAKE THIS YOU ABOMINATION OF NATURE" Bran sprays at the weeds, but nothing happens. "oh god no they've built up a tolerance!!!" Bran rushes into his garage and grabs the weed-whacker. "VERY GOOD WEEDS BUT EVEN YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND THE WRATH OF THE WEED-WHACKER" Bran revs up the weed-whacker and jams it into a weed, but the whacking cable breaks and flies off, grazing Bran's cheek. As the blood streams down Bran's face, he closes his eyes and calms himself, not wanting to give the weeds any satisfaction. "i didn't want to have to do this but you leave me no choice" Bran grabs a can of gasoline and pours it onto the weeds, then lights a match and drops it on top. The blaze spreads to Bran's house, and the fire department arrives seconds later. The fire is put out, and The Police arrive soon afterward to arrest Bran for lighting his house on fire. Worst of all, the weeds are completely unscathed. Bran is forced to spend the next two years in a cell next to A CHEEKY SMIBBLER
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"